> can you cry under water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
>
> If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
>
> Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
>
> Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for
> your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried in for eternity?
>
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
> like every two hours?
>
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
>
>
> How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
> America?
>
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
> naked anyway.
>
>
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
>
> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
>
> Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to
> taste good."
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you
> to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license, are
> you going to be smiling?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
> him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut,
> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>
> If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
> he just buy dinner?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
> window?