GOTTA LOVE DETROIT

DETROIT COP APPROX. 1970



Two men were driving through Detroit when they got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walks up

and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the window

and "WHACK," the

cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick.



"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.



"You're in Detroit, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in

Detroit, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your

car."



"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."



The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy

his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and

taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the

cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.



"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands.



"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.



"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road

you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that ******* would've

tried that **** with me!' "

 

Its funny you tell this joke, because my dad was once a cop, and his partner did something similar one time, except the guy actually did ask for it, and it wasnt with a night stick.

 

That's one of the best cop joke's ever. I can really appreciate it being I am one.

 

rofl....

 

Sounds about right for Detroit cops.