After several days of filming, editing, and reviewing, the American Muscle Forum Contest Movie is finally complete! This epic movie utilized all of the gifts we received in some shape or fashion which included:

Weiner Cleaner Soap, Stroke On A Rope, Liquid *** Spray, Generic Toilet Paper, T-Shirt, Party Blaster, Grass Skirt, Pink Lady Costume, Cyclone Water Gun, Hulk Smash Hands, Chandon Sparking Wine, Light Sabers, Rapid Fire Gatling Water Gun, Hydro Blast Morpher Water Gun, Insult Button, Poo Pen, French Maid Costume, Rolex & Giant Watch, Dominos Gift Card, Marshmallow Blaster, Bag of Marshmallows, Large Bag of Candy, Ricer Piņata, GT500 Model, NASCAR Banner, Secrete Mission Spy Set, Princess Phone, Rubber Ducky, Squirt Camera, Nasal Aspirator, Pregnancy Test, Dog Chew Toy, Duct Tape, Light Saber, Adult Diapers, NOS Drink, Nerf Gun, Hair Dye, Makeup, and an Old Cell Phone

Filming was all done on location at American Muscle Headquarters, and involved nearly half of our 60+ employees! Outdoor scenes were shot in brisk and windy 19 degree weather...which with some of the costumes that were sent was quite "fun"!
So sit back and relax, and enjoy The American Muscle Battle Of the Forums Movie!

Disclaimer: Stunts were all performed by professionals. Please do not try anything shown in this film at home! This movie is rated WTF, and while its contents really should not be viewed by anyone, parental guidance is suggested.


YouTube - American Muscle Battle of the Forums Christmas 2008 Movie

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Video was awesome man. I honestly wasn't expecting much when you said you guys were making a video, but damn that was pretty good; I shouldn't have expected anything less from AM! Looks like you guys had some serious fun.

You guys should relocate to Tampa so I can work there.

 

OMG that was HILARIOUS! That looks like a place to go hang out, not work. lol
you guys are a bit more on the creative side than had expected. not to mention talented!

 

chuckle

 

Thats was great.

 

Agreed on all points.

I laughed my *** off when that girl came out of the bathroom 'crying' about the test and all of you stood up in the cubicles and chased the guy out of the building and shot a marshmallow at his car. I also liked how you threw my ricer pinata, too. That was hilarious. I can't wait to show my family when I get home.

 

I hope we win. I know we didn't have a lot of gifts, but what Pee and I did send in were the most creative gifts of all, I think.

 

x2 on everything you said

 

Ours were pretty damn creative, but looks like we were vastly out-numbered. Haha.

 

Oh, absolutely. There wasn't a shred of doubt in my mind that we would be murdered when it came to quantity, but when quality came into play, that is a different story. Which is why I'm glad that our gifts at least surpassed the rest when it came to creativeness. I guarantee you no one else who sent in a gift planned as much as we did, were as imaginative as we were, or took the time to actually hand-make their gifts like we did.

They might have sent in other gifts, but dammit, I know we most likely got a fairly decent amount of points stacked up for us. Even if we didn't win, we damn sure tried.

 

SPARTAAAAA!!


hahahaha

 

I am nearly speachless. That was pretty funny and very creative.

BTW, can I come to work for you guys? I have a BS from Notre Dame with an MBA from Wisconsin. I might be inclined to take a huge pay cut to work at a place with a sense of humor.

 

LOL glad everyone enjoyed the movie.

For the winners...well we thought that this would be a pretty easy to judge contest...but after adding up all the points, three of the six forums points are VERY close. So what we are going to do is award three titles that fit the reasons these forums racked up these scores, and each member that contributed will be receiving the prize pack from us!

AllFordMustangs.com is Awarded for Most Gifts Sent

MustangBoards is Awarded For Creativity & Hand Made Gifts

ModdedMustangs is Awarded For Ridiculously Ludicrous Gifts

I will be posting more details, individual bonus prize winners, and the contents of the prize pack tomorrow! Congrats to the three winning forums!

-Nick

 

Holy hell we won something! Hahaha. woot!

 

YAY! Thanks, Nick!

*High five to you, Pee!*

 

Hell yeah, I think we were the only two MB members who were able to send stuff out, lol.

 

Yeah, I think we were.

I really want to order some center caps for my car, sequential tail lights, and the silver Mustang pony necklace, but I've been holding off since yesterday because I didn't know if we would even win and if we did win, I obviously didn't know what we would win.

The suspense is killing me!

 

Any news on this?

 

I'm wondering that, too.

 

good job you two, what did you send in.. and nick you should give me a nice discount code for supersports.. since im ordering them when the 100 AM Cerificate comes in

 

Thanks!

I sent them the ricer pinata, the marshmallow blaster, bag of marshmallows, and large bag of candy. You can see my pinata in the beginning of the video when they put all the gifts together. It is in the bottom left hand corner of the screen and it is what they throw in the ditch towards the end of the movie when the pizza guys car 'blows' up.

Pee sent them the GT500 model. It is on Nick's desk on the right side of his monitor towards the beginning of the movie.

 

Alright, I have finally finalized the prize pack! I had to make sure a few things were actually going to work before I announced the prizes, but here we go:

American Muscle T-Shirt
You knew that one already!

Mustang Key Chain
A little something for your 'stang too.

GearHead Mustang Shampoo
Its shampoo in a motor oil bottle LOL! Enough Said!!!

A Super Secrete Surprise
This one I know you are all gonna love!!! We decided that since you all went the extra mile to send us these...um...wonderfull things...that we would get you all something extra special! I don't want to spoil the surprise just yet, so the first person that gets their's PLEASE POST A PICTURE!!!!

I had to order the GearHead and Super Secrete Surprise...so its going to be about 2 weeks before I get everyone's prize packs sent out...but trust me...it will soo be worth the wait!!!

 

Awesome! I have wanted some of that GearHead shampoo for a while now. I know it is men's shampoo, but I don't care. Please make my shirt a size small, if possible. I was also thinking of ordering that Mustang keychain along with the sequential tail lights I want, but I see I don't have to do that now!

I can't wait to see what the secret surprise is! Damn the suspense of it all!

Thanks to Nick and everyone else at AM.com!

 

ROFL @ the shampoo, that's awesome, ahahaha.

The keychain is slick, and this will be my 3rd AM t shirt from a contest, lol.

Can't wait to see what sort of messed up secret gift you're sending out.

Thanks Nick!

 

All of the packages have been sent out, except for one that I am waiting on an address for. If you are close by...then the first people should start to get them tomorrow!

I hope you all like the special surprise gift! It is a little something that you can use everyday for the rest of your lives to remind you of the contest shenanigans! One day....it may even become a valuable family heirloom that you can hand down to your children, and your children's children.

Oh, and while you are waiting for your prizes...it has come to my attention that one of the actors/directors of our little movie actually has his own sketch comedy troop on the side. I am sure he was trying to hide this from the rest of the office, but nothing is ever safe on the Internet! I/AmericanMuscle take no responsibility for the contents of this website, but if you are interested in similar shenanigans, check it out if you dare! the Pippens! on MySpace Comedy - Comic Clips, Funny Videos & Jokes