Joke of the day

*madmatt* · 12-02-2005, 03:49 PM

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!

BrentK · 12-02-2005, 03:57 PM

hahaha nice

PureStang · 12-02-2005, 04:02 PM

nice

funny stuff

foncarelli · 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM

Good one

Badfish · 12-02-2005, 10:40 PM

way to go ebaum jacker

*madmatt* · 12-03-2005, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpringsStang

way to go ebaum jacker

Thats my name, dont wear it out.

*Lances03SVT* · 12-03-2005, 07:29 AM

Nice one Matt.

95STANG · 12-03-2005, 06:28 PM

Pretty good

ponyexpress96 · 12-03-2005, 06:36 PM

That Was GREAT dude very funny

12-02-2005, 03:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	Joke of the day A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED! __________________ RPMPlanets

12-02-2005, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
BrentK Win it or wreck it Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: My Heart is in Ohio Posts: 1,294	hahaha nice __________________ 2003 GT

12-02-2005, 04:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
PureStang WE ARE PENNSTATE Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Downingtown/West Chester, PA Posts: 4,946	nice funny stuff __________________ Brandon J My Ride sig by purestang

12-02-2005, 10:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,654	Good one __________________

12-02-2005, 10:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,895	way to go ebaum jacker __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

12-03-2005, 07:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,246	Nice one Matt. __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

12-03-2005, 06:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
95STANG In heven there is no beer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Burlington, Iowa Posts: 857	Pretty good __________________ 1995 Laser Red Mustang V6 Performance= K&N, TB Spacer, True Dual 40s

12-03-2005, 06:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
ponyexpress96 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Concord, NC Posts: 113	That Was GREAT dude very funny __________________ 96 GT Bassani X-Pipe Flowmasters Under drive pullies Hurst Short Shifter BBK Cold Air Intake(Fender)

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