Joke of the day:

foncarelli · 08-30-2005, 01:35 PM

One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted.

*Lances03SVT* · 08-30-2005, 01:36 PM

Damn now that was real funny

Juicedcoupe · 08-30-2005, 06:36 PM

HAHAHAHA that's a good one. give em hell granny.

*madmatt* · 08-30-2005, 06:58 PM

Reminds me of a Jerry Clower tape. Anyone know Jerry clowers work?

08-30-2005, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,641	Joke of the day: One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted. __________________

08-30-2005, 01:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,190	Damn now that was real funny __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

08-30-2005, 06:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,911	Reminds me of a Jerry Clower tape. Anyone know Jerry clowers work? __________________ RPMPlanets

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08-30-2005, 06:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Juicedcoupe Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Blountville, Tn. Posts: 234	HAHAHAHA that's a good one. give em hell granny.