Joke o' tha day.

*madmatt* · 10-13-2005, 08:08 AM

Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

dsdaddy · 10-13-2005, 08:52 AM

Is it still considered a joke if it's true?

*madmatt* · 10-13-2005, 08:54 AM

...lord I hope it doesnt become true...

*4.6 Love* · 10-13-2005, 11:25 AM

rofl...

10-13-2005, 11:31 AM

Ahahahaha This Is Toooo Funnyyyy Ahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foncarelli · 10-13-2005, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madmatt

Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

Good one. But not quite true for all married men.

Shambles · 10-13-2005, 12:19 PM

HAHAHA Wow....

So whats a 36 pack for?

dannyb785 · 10-13-2005, 12:24 PM

a lifetime supply for shambles

*madmatt* · 10-13-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

a lifetime supply for shambles

OH MY GOD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. I cannot believe you just said that. Thank you, you just made my day.

Grimmz · 10-13-2005, 02:36 PM

LoL, nice, yeah i guess the 36 pack is for Florida State Students...if you go to the Thagart health center they give ya 50! LoL...

dsdaddy · 10-13-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

a lifetime supply for shambles

Is that BAN I smell???

Shambles · 10-13-2005, 03:18 PM

At least I have the equiptment to actually USE a condom

MattJ · 10-13-2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

a lifetime supply for shambles

roflcopter & lolerskates!!!!!!

*madmatt* · 10-13-2005, 03:59 PM

LOL he actually gave him the banomatic.

Shambles · 10-13-2005, 04:13 PM

It was suggested by many a person

Mikes04stang · 10-13-2005, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyb785

a lifetime supply for shambles

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*madmatt* · 10-13-2005, 04:40 PM

He'll be back as banny dont you think?

Mikes04stang · 10-13-2005, 04:43 PM

i would almost put money on it. unless they ban banny to. how long did he get banned??

MattJ · 10-13-2005, 06:16 PM

crybaby cant take a joke. lol

10-13-2005, 08:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	Joke o' tha day. Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present: Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. > > They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What >are these, Dad? > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called >condoms, son. > Men use them to have safe sex." > "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. > Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." > > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why >are there 3 in this package?" > > The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, >ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." > "Cool" says the boy. > > He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are >for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and >TWO for Sunday." > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up >a 12 pack. > > With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for >married men. > ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....." __________________ RPMPlanets

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dsdaddy Grayscale background FTW! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,491	Is it still considered a joke if it's true? __________________ 247 RWHP 289 RWTQ Props to Slither for the sig!!!

10-13-2005, 08:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	...lord I hope it doesnt become true... __________________ RPMPlanets

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10-13-2005, 12:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	HAHAHA Wow.... So whats a 36 pack for? __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

10-13-2005, 11:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
SpinMedia Posts: n/a	Ahahahaha This Is Toooo Funnyyyy Ahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-13-2005, 12:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
dannyb785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,176	a lifetime supply for shambles

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Grimmz Jack Touched Me...I Cried Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD Posts: 3,751	LoL, nice, yeah i guess the 36 pack is for Florida State Students...if you go to the Thagart health center they give ya 50! LoL... __________________ 2003 Manual V6 "ETHEL" My CarDomain::Updated 12/31/05:: Engine Start-Up, Rev,and Walk Around , Drive By 3.8 Mustang Forum Exhaust's DSG Registry #0032 Props to Slither for the Sig!!!

10-13-2005, 03:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	At least I have the equiptment to actually USE a condom __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

10-13-2005, 03:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	LOL he actually gave him the banomatic. __________________ RPMPlanets

10-13-2005, 04:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
Shambles The Baninator! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Springfield, PA Posts: 2,652	It was suggested by many a person __________________ Chris "Shambles" Chamblee

10-13-2005, 04:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	He'll be back as banny dont you think? __________________ RPMPlanets

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Mikes04stang Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: dallas texas Posts: 495	i would almost put money on it. unless they ban banny to. how long did he get banned??

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MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	crybaby cant take a joke. lol __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

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