Joke o' tha day.
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10-13-2005 | 09:08 AM
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Joke o' tha day.
Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
#6
10-13-2005 | 01:15 PM
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Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,970
From: Ecorse, Michigan
Originally Posted by madmatt
Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
OH MY GOD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. I cannot believe you just said that. Thank you, you just made my day. 
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