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madmatt 10-13-2005 08:08 AM
Joke o' tha day.
 
Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

dsdaddy 10-13-2005 08:52 AM
Is it still considered a joke if it's true? :D

madmatt 10-13-2005 08:54 AM
...lord I hope it doesnt become true...

4.6 Love 10-13-2005 11:25 AM
rofl... :D

SpinMedia 10-13-2005 11:31 AM
Ahahahaha This Is Toooo Funnyyyy Ahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foncarelli 10-13-2005 12:15 PM
Originally Posted by madmatt
Well, in true Foncarelli style, I present:

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
>
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
>are these, Dad?
> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
>condoms, son.
> Men use them to have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
>
> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
>are there 3 in this package?"
>
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
>ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy.
>
> He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are
>for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
>TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
>a 12 pack.
>
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
>married men.
> ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
Good one. But not quite true for all married men.

Shambles 10-13-2005 12:19 PM
HAHAHA Wow....

So whats a 36 pack for?

dannyb785 10-13-2005 12:24 PM
a lifetime supply for shambles

madmatt 10-13-2005 12:28 PM
Originally Posted by dannyb785
a lifetime supply for shambles
:eek: OH MY GOD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. I cannot believe you just said that. Thank you, you just made my day. :D

Grimmz 10-13-2005 02:36 PM
LoL, nice, yeah i guess the 36 pack is for Florida State Students...if you go to the Thagart health center they give ya 50! LoL...

dsdaddy 10-13-2005 02:54 PM
Originally Posted by dannyb785
a lifetime supply for shambles
Is that BAN I smell??? :D

Shambles 10-13-2005 03:18 PM
http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/3163/ohrly2da.jpg
http://coast-to-coast-cleaning-suppl...ano%20copy.gif

At least I have the equiptment to actually USE a condom :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

MattJ 10-13-2005 03:21 PM
Originally Posted by dannyb785
a lifetime supply for shambles
roflcopter & lolerskates!!!!!!
:p

madmatt 10-13-2005 03:59 PM
LOL he actually gave him the banomatic.

Shambles 10-13-2005 04:13 PM
It was suggested by many a person :)

Mikes04stang 10-13-2005 04:14 PM
Originally Posted by dannyb785
a lifetime supply for shambles
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

madmatt 10-13-2005 04:40 PM
He'll be back as banny dont you think?

Mikes04stang 10-13-2005 04:43 PM
i would almost put money on it. unless they ban banny to. how long did he get banned??

MattJ 10-13-2005 06:16 PM
crybaby cant take a joke. lol


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