favorite sayings
#1
favorite sayings
ok well, i gotta wake up sober, cuz today (wednesday) is my birthday. i was up late with my friends on tuesday waitin for midnight and we all sang along and all that but im home now and watin for wednesday night!
anyways back to the post, whats your fav saying
red typed in another post, the caugh of the cold.....kinda liek that.
personally........... my favs are
" i can accept failure, but i can accept not trying"
" quitting while your ahead, isnt quitting."
"drunken words are sober thoughts"
"god gave teeth, he will give bread"
"if you run from a wolf, you might run into a bear"
"when you think back to when you said " this is hell on earth", just immagine how heavon its self is like"
AND ONE FOR THE BOARDS!!!!! "CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG"!?!?!?!
anyways back to the post, whats your fav saying
red typed in another post, the caugh of the cold.....kinda liek that.
personally........... my favs are
" i can accept failure, but i can accept not trying"
" quitting while your ahead, isnt quitting."
"drunken words are sober thoughts"
"god gave teeth, he will give bread"
"if you run from a wolf, you might run into a bear"
"when you think back to when you said " this is hell on earth", just immagine how heavon its self is like"
AND ONE FOR THE BOARDS!!!!! "CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG"!?!?!?!
#5
Make something idiotproof, Mother Nature develops a better grade of idiot!
Lock a firefighter in a windowless room with two bowling *****. Wait ten minutes, then open the door. The firefghter will be gone, one bowling ball will be broken and the other one will be missing!
Lock a firefighter in a windowless room with two bowling *****. Wait ten minutes, then open the door. The firefghter will be gone, one bowling ball will be broken and the other one will be missing!
#6
HOLY **** IT WORKED
#10
"Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
"There's nothing glorious about dying...anyone can do it." - John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
"There's nothing glorious about dying...anyone can do it." - John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten
#11
from my father, when we would go out for dinner;
Dad would say "get whatever you want, it's just gonna' turn to **** in the morning anyway" or "whatever it is, Im against it" and "old to soon, smart to late"
Dad would say "get whatever you want, it's just gonna' turn to **** in the morning anyway" or "whatever it is, Im against it" and "old to soon, smart to late"
#16
im sweatin like a cripple on cocaine
colder then a witches tit
i said this the other day when i was kinda hammered, thought it was hilarious once i said it back to myself. " if i give you this knife, will you fork me?......no, can we just spoon?"
colder then a witches tit
i said this the other day when i was kinda hammered, thought it was hilarious once i said it back to myself. " if i give you this knife, will you fork me?......no, can we just spoon?"
#19
I actually do have a favorite line I use whenever things are looking grim. I've had a few hard times with money related problems, Work related problems, family related problems. But I always say to myself and to my wife. ( In a year from now, who will notice ). And oddly enough the bad things get straightened out..
#24
akin to the "off like a prom dress" is my favorite when parting:
"I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball" :-D
aside from that, my father used to always tell me "You'll forget about it by the time your married" whenever something shitty happened..... funniest thing is.... i cannot recall one specific incident where he said it..... guess he was right!
"I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball" :-D
aside from that, my father used to always tell me "You'll forget about it by the time your married" whenever something shitty happened..... funniest thing is.... i cannot recall one specific incident where he said it..... guess he was right!
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