favorite sayings
 

ok well, i gotta wake up sober, cuz today (wednesday) is my birthday. i was up late with my friends on tuesday waitin for midnight and we all sang along and all that but im home now and watin for wednesday night!

anyways back to the post, whats your fav saying
red typed in another post, the caugh of the cold.....kinda liek that.

personally........... my favs are
" i can accept failure, but i can accept not trying"
" quitting while your ahead, isnt quitting."
"drunken words are sober thoughts"
"god gave teeth, he will give bread"
"if you run from a wolf, you might run into a bear"
"when you think back to when you said " this is hell on earth", just immagine how heavon its self is like"
AND ONE FOR THE BOARDS!!!!! "CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG"!?!?!?!

"Packin more bowls than college football"
-Rakka Iriscience of Dilated Peoples-

i like the one in my sig, and also
"if practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, why practice??"

Here is a toast


Here's to good times and bad habits,
To the mornings we want to forget and the nights that we cannot remember.

Make something idiotproof, Mother Nature develops a better grade of idiot!

Lock a firefighter in a windowless room with two bowling balls. Wait ten minutes, then open the door. The firefghter will be gone, one bowling ball will be broken and the other one will be missing!

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED:eek2::eek2:

........ im sorry.... i dont get it.....
i know bowling balls sometimes are used to knock out the trash chute fires......
????

It is firefighter humor.

How do you make the firefighter reappear or is that not part of the trick

"Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin

"There's nothing glorious about dying...anyone can do it." - John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten

from my father, when we would go out for dinner;
Dad would say "get whatever you want, it's just gonna' turn to shit in the morning anyway" or "whatever it is, Im against it" and "old to soon, smart to late"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If we wait too long we risk learning that life is not a game lost nor won...but simply, most often, it is a game that is not played"

My favorite saying is
When I see a semi-hot chic walk by. I tell the guys...

Gimmie a beer! I'll do It!

Or I do some hella fide Hank Hill impressions.
I will say.. "What the sam hell?" or "Dammit Bobby"

much like this threads mere existence, one of my fave's is:

"worthless as tits on a nun"

or

chmod 666

Gimme a beer! I'll do it.

im sweatin like a cripple on cocaine
colder then a witches tit

i said this the other day when i was kinda hammered, thought it was hilarious once i said it back to myself. " if i give you this knife, will you fork me?......no, can we just spoon?"

"procrastination is like masturbation, feels great while your doing it but in the end all you did was fuck yourself."

This is a pickup line I used one time, and it actually worked, it was pretty sweet... "nice shoes.. hey, wanna fuck?"

I actually do have a favorite line I use whenever things are looking grim. I've had a few hard times with money related problems, Work related problems, family related problems. But I always say to myself and to my wife. ( In a year from now, who will notice ). And oddly enough the bad things get straightened out.. :)

"LOVE is a fleeting thing but WATER SPOTS are FOREVER!!!:eek:

and

"Off like a prom dress!!!"

"That which does not kill me makes me stronger."

Girl version " That which does not kill me, really pisses me off"

AT Work. I use this one. " I'm busy as a billy goat with 2 peters".. :eek:

akin to the "off like a prom dress" is my favorite when parting:
"I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball" :-D
aside from that, my father used to always tell me "You'll forget about it by the time your married" whenever something shitty happened..... funniest thing is.... i cannot recall one specific incident where he said it..... guess he was right!