Joke of the Day, 10/14/06

mcmmotorsports · 10-14-2006, 05:59 AM

A married republican congressman gets on a plane and finds himself seated
next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

jareds98gt · 10-14-2006, 10:20 AM

LOL, thats good.

10-14-2006, 10:36 AM

Stan · 10-14-2006, 10:57 AM

ha, good one..

GREG@SN95 · 10-14-2006, 01:03 PM

lol...

PColav6 · 10-15-2006, 10:30 AM

Wow, that's actually a good one

mustangvsix · 10-15-2006, 10:45 AM

that pretty funny.

10-14-2006, 05:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
mcmmotorsports One Bad Mother Trucker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Eastern, NC Posts: 2,809	Joke of the Day, 10/14/06 A married republican congressman gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" __________________

10-14-2006, 10:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
jareds98gt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 312	LOL, thats good. __________________ 1997 Saleen S281 #192 1998 Mustang GT

10-14-2006, 10:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stan Beantown Stang Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,335	ha, good one.. __________________ 2002 Black Mustang GT 5 speed Mods BORLA Stingers SLP Catted-X MGW Shifter Roush Front bumper Chrome 03 Cobra's 17x9 H&R Supersports FOR SALE!! SLP LM1 Catback, Magnaflow O/R X PM ME!

10-15-2006, 10:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
mustangvsix 4 point 6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flagstaff, Az / Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,477	that pretty funny. __________________ 2001 True Blue Cobra Convertible 1 of 292 #935 built on 4/20/01

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10-14-2006, 10:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
SpinMedia Posts: n/a	lol

10-14-2006, 01:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	lol...

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