Joke of the Day, 10/14/06
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10-14-2006, 04:59 AM
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Joke of the Day, 10/14/06
A married republican congressman gets on a plane and finds himself seated
next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and
says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
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