Holy crap....men's seminar...omg..wow, (btw, this is a contest)
#62
Originally Posted by madmatt
LOL did they call it the wankin workshop...lol that cracks me up. Its like an AA meeting...
"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"
"HI BOB!"
"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"
"HI BOB!"
Hi I'm Danny I'm addicted to Masturbating other men while I put it in from behind...
is that wrong?
LOL sry danny had too... (be good to me...) i see it now, Grimmz's scene in the intro film... Puerto Rican flag gettin run over by Danny...
#63
Originally Posted by Grimmz
LOl u forgot the next intro...
Hi I'm Danny I'm addicted to Masturbating other men while I put it in from behind...
is that wrong?
LOL sry danny had too... (be good to me...) i see it now, Grimmz's scene in the intro film... Puerto Rican flag gettin run over by Danny...
Hi I'm Danny I'm addicted to Masturbating other men while I put it in from behind...
is that wrong?
LOL sry danny had too... (be good to me...) i see it now, Grimmz's scene in the intro film... Puerto Rican flag gettin run over by Danny...
#66
Originally Posted by macs03GT
LOL number 7 is the best. it's all about the fuzzy ****.
Oh and doesn't #1 and #2 go together?!?!? I mean if i did #2 and didn't do #1.....the something is REALLY wrong.
Oh and doesn't #1 and #2 go together?!?!? I mean if i did #2 and didn't do #1.....the something is REALLY wrong.
#67
Now the thing is, I'd hate to just not talk to the girl's dad ever again just because the subject is a lil akward. I woudl imagine that he doesn't struggle with it, but then again he coudl. But how do you ask your current interest's father "do you jack off regularly? if so, i'll be your accountability partner." ???? I mean, I dunno WHAT we'll talk about next time we see eachother but I dont wanna talk about it if he has a firm grasp(pun intended) on the issue. So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know
#68
Originally Posted by dannyb785
Now the thing is, I'd hate to just not talk to the girl's dad ever again just because the subject is a lil akward. I woudl imagine that he doesn't struggle with it, but then again he coudl. But how do you ask your current interest's father "do you jack off regularly? if so, i'll be your accountability partner." ???? I mean, I dunno WHAT we'll talk about next time we see eachother but I dont wanna talk about it if he has a firm grasp(pun intended) on the issue. So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know
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#72
Originally Posted by dannyb785
So to those guys out there w/ kids and whatnot(rabbit, rebelyell, blake lance, etc) do guys..er..um...well....do you...well...you know
This is one of those times where I don't know if it's good to be included in a list, let alone the first one mentioned........
And BTW: There are only 2 types of men in the world, 1. the ones that do it and 2. the ones that SAY they don't.
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It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
Oh yeah? I tasted Mustard....
Oh yeah? I tasted Mustard....
"THE BROODWICH CANNOT BE DISASSEMBLED!"
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
back to topic guys. Jack, did your name used to be Slappy for a particular reason???
LMAO! Not sure where the whole slappy thing came from actually, just popped in mind. I wasnt plannin on stickin around, so i just grabbed it out of air.
Dude, check it out. The guy runnin the seminar is a straight up cook, he needs therapy, plain and simple. If he feels guilty about it, that is his problem for him to discuss between him and his psychiatrist. Trying to get others to feel guilty as well is lame. This goes back to the whole "Man is wicked, man is not worthy, man is tainted in the soul" oldschool philosophy. Thats a bunch of BS if you ask me. Its a form of control and dominance. Not really that HE is trying to dominate you, but those oldschool beliefs were used to make people feel unworthy and scare them into church. Look up online, you will find tons of information that shows the health benefits of spanking the monkey. Hell, Dr. Drew on Loveline is an advocate of ************ too. So is Dr. Ruth. Those are two of the formost experts in all matters involving sex.
Where is this guys degree? did he find that it is BAD for you? Does he have ANY evidence to back it up? Naa, this guy is probably a freakin cghild molester himself. I'd steer clear from him dude, serious.
And you can bet your *** that your girls dad beats off any chance he can when the daughter and wifey are not at home. And if he feels guilty about it, then he needs a shrink as well.
There aint nothing wrong with wrangling the one eye purple yogurt slinger. Studys have shown that it is in fact, physically and mentally healthy. Im sure god promotes health right? well, beatin off raises the heartrate, increases bloodflow, and gets your body to release endorphines. All of this will reduce blood pressure, reduce heart desiese, and promotes over all good health and reduces stress. If ANYTHING, god hooked us up with a fun righteous way to promote good health. Unless this guy is in one of those religions that insist we must all be on edge, constantly worrying about it, and unhealthy of body and mind. Personally, i like the god who wants us to be happy and healthy.
Look, were all adults here. Trust me, every guy on this board slaps the salami, diciplines the soldier, slings the baton, raises the flag, launches a gui, whatever you wanna call it, and im sure all the girls on here have stirred the trough from time to time themselves.
Honestly, i think the guy running this seminar needs to pull his head out of his *** and take a whiff of reality. It doesent matter if yer white, black, yellow, single, married, kids, or whatever. People do it, and it has been shown to be healthy normal behavior. Plus its a great way to kill 10 minuits.
There is absolutly nothing wrong with it. If anything, this guy is gonna go to hell for trying to get people to go against what is normal healthy behavior and using GODs name as backing for his ****ed up crusade.. God didnt put us here so we could die. Ge gave us the gift of life, and he gave us many many ways to promote good health. This one just feels better than others. LOL.
All i can say is anyone who takes what he said and thinks he is right, really needs to do some checking on this on thier own. Have faith in god, but dont have faith in this mother****er cause he just aint right. Just cause he has a seminar doeset mean he is correct. I mean seriously, how seriously can you take some idiot that spends all his time trying to keep guys from jerkin off? doesent he have anything better to do? guy seems like a pervert in my eyes. Do your own checking on this, look this stuff up yourself, dont listen to what he tells you but find the truth on your own by doing your own research, just cause this guy claims god is with him doesent make it true.
next thing you know he will encourage group ************ as a tool to feel the full guilt in order to prevent you from beatin it.
freakin perv.
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Danny, one more point on this.
This idea as i said is an old one. goes back to the idea that peiople are inherintly evil, so anything we enjoy must be evil too. You can look that up, check the history books dude.
Anyways, when you get in yer car on a beautiful 70 degree sunny florida day and you get in yer car and romp on it, dont that feel good? thats not much different than a mental form of ************. Endorphines, satisfaction.
Well, your mustang was not around in the days where someone delcared ************ to be evil. along with every other sex act. However, if yer car WAS around back then, rompin on it and haulin *** on a nice day would be considered just as evil
forget that uneducated insecure lout. you are better than him. this guy aint much different than a cult leader.
This idea as i said is an old one. goes back to the idea that peiople are inherintly evil, so anything we enjoy must be evil too. You can look that up, check the history books dude.
Anyways, when you get in yer car on a beautiful 70 degree sunny florida day and you get in yer car and romp on it, dont that feel good? thats not much different than a mental form of ************. Endorphines, satisfaction.
Well, your mustang was not around in the days where someone delcared ************ to be evil. along with every other sex act. However, if yer car WAS around back then, rompin on it and haulin *** on a nice day would be considered just as evil
forget that uneducated insecure lout. you are better than him. this guy aint much different than a cult leader.
#81
You make good points jack, I give you that, but like I said earlier, the reason that slapping it is considered bad in the christian world is because it requires one to have a particular image/person to imagine while doing it. According to the bible, it's lust. So long as there are christians, masturbation will be considered a problem. I understand why the guy said what he said, but I don't quite understand how one dude with a problem becomes a speaker who travels the nation.
#82
well if you don't jack it.....you'll have a little thing we like to call wet dreams!!! And more than likely, they'll involve someboday else so technically you can't get away from it. It's comming out one way or another, so you might as well have some fun with it and not have to clean your sheets. LOL
#83
Originally Posted by dannyb785
You make good points jack, I give you that, but like I said earlier, the reason that slapping it is considered bad in the christian world is because it requires one to have a particular image/person to imagine while doing it. According to the bible, it's lust. So long as there are christians, masturbation will be considered a problem. I understand why the guy said what he said, but I don't quite understand how one dude with a problem becomes a speaker who travels the nation.
#84
Originally Posted by madmatt
Because as you saw by the number in attendance, he isnt the only christian that has a problem with it
lol did you remember my opening post? The advertisement for the seminar didn't hint at anything even sexually related. It just said "learn to have a stronger heart, yadda yadda" You think her dad wouldve invited me if he knew it was about this? haha, I doubt it
#86
Originally Posted by rebelyell
LOL, Dam I Came too late for this one. Hell i've been married 14 years and still have a picture of My hand in my wallet.. I love teh interweb..
ROFL. always nice to hear insight from a man who knows...
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