Holy crap....men's seminar...omg..wow, (btw, this is a contest)
 

Ok, so a friend of mine's(a girl that I like) dad invited me to go with him to his church for a men's seminar that was on a saturday morning from 9 til 4. Here was the blurb for what it was about

"Come expecting to be challenged to be a more Godly man, husband, and father. Topics include: the battle within the heart, facing the fight, knowing the terrain, and living the life with a new heart. "

so we're thinkin maybe it's about finances, or how to be a better husband...or a better dad...ya know, maybe something with some good info that I could use for later when I start my family. So I was pretty excited to go. Tickets were $15 and included lunch.

Let me just say...after the entire thing, me and my friend's dad were in shock. Not like, stunned speechless, but lemme say it was NOTHING like we expected it to be about.

Now the contest...first person to guess what the conference was about(basically, what about 90% of the conference dealt with) wins anything from MT worth up to $100.

This could take days to guess....or it could be guessed in 3 posts. Who knows. I don't care, but this'll be a good contest I think.

ONLY 1 GUESS PER DAY FROM EACH PERSON. any extra guesses by someone in one day will be ignored and I won't comment whether its right or wrong


oh and don't be vague. If you were to say something like "politics" I'd say no, even if it dealt with politics, because to win the $100, you need to be specific

Oh oh Scientology

Oh and I'll update each day if anyone guessed it correctly. So if you post at 2pm with the winning response, you wont know til the end of the day.


And to spice things up, I'll raise the bank by $10 each day its not guessed.

Was it about being gay and lying to yourself about it. Or like finding out once you already have a family.

heart transplant....

ill bet you 100 bucks you wont follow up on this contest, like all the other ones

oh and I guess it had soemthing to do with sex

biatch. I had ONE other contest who's rules were never fulfilled and it was lame bc lance woulda won no matter what.. :offtopic:

child molestation

So Lance is lame cuz he won?... LoL, uh oh... he's talkin trash lance SIK'EM BOY!...

wait was this a retreat? or Kyros type deal? or a serious conference where people stood up and talked the entire time...

i'm guessing that the 15 dollars were givin back to everybody in 1 dollar bills and then the strippers came out and everybody had a great time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) oh wait....this was at chruch?!?!?!

Ok then all the dances were on a voluntary donation basis. (hey it could happen)

this was a thing where we got there at 9 and a guy basically spoke in 4 separate "sessions". each dealing with a particular facet of the "theme".

LMAO! :beerchug:

Masturbation avoidance.

internet pornography.

Im with Blitz, its about men that are married, have kids, and find out later in life that they are gay, but still want to go to church/live normal lives. lol basically a dating service for the men of the church...bleh lol.

politics? jk

I think it was all about how to tell if you were gay and dealing with it while still looking good in God's eyes and the eyes of your child and wife, who is now sleeping with me... :)

id have to say gay sex or something like matt and blitz said

From the topics I'm quite sure it is dealing with sex and mens' struggle to maintain sexual purity in a world gone down the toilet

the horrible truth about jews?

or maybe about why you should casterate yourself and drink the punch?

or how gay marrige is ok as long as they are the same race?

LOL

What kind of a fu(ked up church do you go to man?

that's damn funny...

Abstinance.

How to live a gay life in today's world and being able to express it comfortably without the fear of hostility.


Wow that stament sounds right, but its prolly wrong.

LoL! what will he come up with next...

How about why its important not to molest children, and if you do which lawers to get...

Incest.

Natural Family Planning

Nambla?

beastiality?

Diarrheaing on your partner's face to extinguish the flaming abe you just gave them.

sex with your children