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Old 04-25-2006, 04:09 PM
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It's going to be a mens retreat basically most likely going to involve fellowship and informal discussions on your faith and how you can use it on your everday life and family. You have fun with that buddy.
 
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Originally Posted by Icefreezen
It's going to be a mens retreat basically most likely going to involve fellowship and informal discussions on your faith and how you can use it on your everday life and family. You have fun with that buddy.
did you not read the entire first post?
 
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
did you not read the entire first post?

LOL good question

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ROFL!!!!! I hope I'm not the only one who gets that.


Update(if there's a winner and if not, prize increase) will be made 12 midnight tonight.
 
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how to give your lover a SCREAMING ORGASM!
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 01:46 PM
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wow it looks like so many people are ANXIOUS to see if anyone won.

well..
































FRITOBANDITO WON!!!

Thats right. About 90% of the guy talking dealt with masturbation and how much he did it when he was young, and how hes struggling to overcome(no pun intended) it and what we can do to overcome it. He pretty much assumed that everyone there(ages 13 to 80) had problems with it soo.....yeah
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 03:58 PM
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Its not a problem with me. :slides KY bottle behind monitor:
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:12 PM
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Damnit I never win anything!
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:17 PM
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one question......

why would anyone want to overcome masturbation?!?!?! I mean, if that's not fun then sex is def. not for you.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:41 PM
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read up on it....masturbation is actually good for you...it keeps all your parts working properly
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
thzta whht i';m sayiwng.... hgaard ttto typoe witgh no visioon and hairty palmnsd thoughf
LMAO Stop it or you will go blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:10 PM
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Seriously, regular pickle slappin reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Don't listen to the seminar man danny, Keep the pipes clear.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by FritoBandito
Seriously, regular pickle slappin reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

Don't listen to the seminar man danny, Keep the pipes clear.


LOL thanks for the advice guys. Maybe yall should be teachin these things. In all honesty, I see where the guy is coming from. The bible speaks against lust, and masturbation involves lusting. That's really where the issue lies.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

I mean hell, Panda's dont feel lust, and look at the situation they are in. <laugh>

lol good thinkin


I think the worst part is that I went with the dad of the girl who I'm interested in. I mean, hell, if there was anyone to NOT tell that I smack it, it'd be him. I cant be giving him ANY reason to not be okay with me dating his daughter.
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Oh man, thats great!

Lean over to him, "Can you believe this? hell, do you think it counts if instead of my hand it is a blowup doll with yer daughters face on it?"

Ohhhh... SMACK! CRACK! SHAM! BLAM!..... Danny747 DOWN for the count!!!!

BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA. nice. REAL nice. I'm sure he'll go for that. But funny thign is, he or his wife will email me once a week just asking how my week has gone and neither of them have said anything to me. It may have freaked them out more than it did me!!
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA. nice. REAL nice. I'm sure he'll go for that. But funny thign is, he or his wife will email me once a week just asking how my week has gone and neither of them have said anything to me. It may have freaked them out more than it did me!!
wtf? aren't you like 20 dude? you should already be at the **** sex stage of the relationship
 
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Originally Posted by Badfish
wtf? aren't you like 20 dude? you should already be at the **** sex stage of the relationship

I dont understand your question
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
I dont understand your question
it was a couple different questions in one line..

why do her parents send you emails, thats a little weird IMO...

your 20, which means, you shouldnt be worrying about meaningful relations ships, you should be doing her in the *** by now
 
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badfish dont try 2 push ur gay fantasies onto danny.......
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Badfish, i gotta say, you sure are a wholesome christian.
haha, I, like you, am not into organized religion...but if it makes you a better person, stick with it if its what you like
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:02 PM
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jesus the things we talk about on a MUSTANG forum.. LMAO good god...
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmz
jesus the things we talk about on a MUSTANG forum.. LMAO good god...
that's why this peticular one is so fun
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Grimmz
jesus the things we talk about on a MUSTANG forum.. LMAO good god...

so true dude. SOOOO tru. As for me emailing her parents, both of them work office jobs, and since I dont see them much, it helps the relationship to keep in touch with them.



not to mention her dad has saved me about $500 in labor costs by helpin me put in a few thigns on my car. He kicks ***
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:23 PM
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LOL did they call it the wankin workshop...lol that cracks me up. Its like an AA meeting...

"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"

"HI BOB!"
 
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
LOL did they call it the wankin workshop...lol that cracks me up. Its like an AA meeting...

"Hi, I pastor bob, and Im addicted to masturbation"

"HI BOB!"
lol, well there is such thing...i think, i know there are sex addicts...so the sex addicts who dont get any sex are prolly masturbation addicts
 


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