*NWS*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX-wBa-UJVw

 

LOL @ his accent.




why am i unable to post this reply? this needs to be fixed.

 

"Its a guarunteed ******* on you!"
Haha. Pretty funny.

 

I took the GF to see it Saturday. I made her wake up early for the first showing before the crazies get out. I should be ashamed to admit that I like the movies, I like the Harry Potter movies also. Yeah.... I'm ashamed, it's setting in now. I heard on the radio that the interstate was backed up because of people trying to go see it Friday.

 

I rented the first one from redbox cause there was jack **** else, i figured it couldnt be THAT bad.

dumbest ******* movie i have ever seen in my life. it made no sence, the actors made no sence. like that dipshit douchebag vampire who spends half the first movie stalking her then telling her she should stay away from him. its like, ya dumb ************ why are you chasing after her to tell her to stay away? she wa s making a ******* salad, not chasing you

stupid movie, dumb chick, wierd looking dude, 2 ******* thumbs down bitchez.

oh yah and now her indian friend ends up turning into what looks to be the shittiest CGI wolf in history.

Lol @ 16 year old girls and thier dumb vampire fantasies.

 

Yeah, I for one ******* hate Twilight....and let the record show that I also despise the Harry Potter movies, as well.

Unfortunately, though, my girlfriend is obsessed with Twilight to the point where she bought one of those oldschool metal lunchboxes with Edward on it. I had to threaten to break up with her to get her to ditch the ******* thing.

 

all the twilight movies are gay and i will not watch any of them.

 

The books ARE better than the movies. The movies are ok, books are really good, it is irritating at some times though.

 

No comment. Ahahahahaha.

Hate the over obsessed fans, not the books man. Don't hate on my emo vampires. (Evan)

 

OK you shouldn't admit that you read the books. I don't know of any male that has done that. I downloaded the first movie for my wife and to this day, still I've never watched it nor will I. All the reviews have said it's bad, but that doesn't mean **** to a bunch of screaming little girls who are obsessing over a pastey scrawny Brit. The books are also poorly written from what critics have said. I'll admit, I like the Harry Potter movies, but they actually well directed and well acted movies even if it was meant for kids. I'll admit that.

And Chris, yes the werewolves are not only some of the shittiest looking CGI (especially since this is 2009, and some kid in his basement could do better), but they are the biggest ***** looking werewolves. They look just like big wolves. I guess that's what you get when a mormon writes a book about vampires and werewolves.

 

Sparkly Emo Stalker vampires FTL!!!

 

I sadly watched the first movie. (Girlfriend..yea) however, the second one, I REFUSED to watch, so her and her mom went to watch it.

And remember, twilight is the only movie where sparkling vampires aren't gay.

 

Oh they're still gay. It's just none of the chicks really want to admit that.

 

Meh watch me give a ****, i know im not gay and i love to read. If i find a good book im going to read it. The movies really are nothing special and i havent seen the wolves so i hope they arent beyond too much ****.

 

Good for you, man. I applaud you for that.


I ******* hate how people romanticize vampires. When the myths of vampires were established in the 18th century, they didn't think of vampires as these sexy, gorgeous creatures who have mental, emotional and sexual power over mortal human beings. They were these ugly, grotesque creatures who you would never even dream of looking at. They used to behead the corpses before they buried them to prevent the deceased from becoming a vampire. They used to send 'vampire hunters' into cemeteries to unearth the recent dead, to find 'evidence' that the soul had left the body, but the body had not died, which caused people to be a vampire. If they found 'evidence' of this, they would put a stake through the 'vampire's' heart, to keep it from rising from its grave again. Why the **** would anyone think that is glamourous and beautiful?

Take the movie the black and white silent vampire film from 1922, "Nosferatu" for instance. Max Schreck played Nosferatu and what an ugly sumbitch he was. With his massive bug eyes, rat-like fangs, long, pointy fingers and arms often held in retard-stance, there is nothing attractive about him and that is the way it is meant to be. That is the way vampires are meant to be seen... as these terrifyingly ugly, evil creatures who neither heaven nor hell wants.

I'm just tired of all the fantasizing bullshit. Vampire movies should be filled with these ugly motherfucking things that just murder and destroy. None of this sympathetic asswiping bullshit. None of these unfortunately common 'oh, I'm a vampire, but I'm so in love with this human girl that I just can't stand it' fantasies. When you are a true vampire, all of your human inclinations, influences, thoughts, feelings, and intentions are wiped out. You should become a blood-drinking killing machine, doing whatever you have to do to survive without feeling a shred of empathy or apathy for anything else.

It's all just become watered-down and diluted since it first came to be, thanks to pop-*******-culture. All of these book and movie writers have ruined the true legend of the vampire and that's who I blame it on. That and the audience which comforms to their false visions. Don't get me wrong, I love the movie of Bram Stoker's 'Dracula'. What an awesome movie, but I don't like the love story part. They only make those stories like that to sell them. That's all they care about. The sappy general public loves them a ****-poor love story. Most women like to watch/read stories about that type of thing. 'So what if he's a blood-sucking vampire, I'll make him love me and I'll change him. He'll never want to suck my blood because he'll love me so much!' Oh, **** off, already. All I give a damn about is the killing aspects. Make the stupid bitch think you love her and then rip her damn face off.

Yeah, yeah, some things have to evolve. Evil doesn't evolve. It gets even more evil as time passes. Evil to the point of no return.

End of my vampire rant. I just hate this ****. I get into sooooo many arguments at work with the other 5 girls I work with over this same ****. They always end the same way. With them thinking I'm a ******* lunatic and with me knowing that they're ******* delusional and stupid.

 

LOL tell us how you REALLY feel Val

 

I don't find the Emo Sparkling Vampires hot whatsoever. I was kind of like "what the hell" when I found out that he sparkled at first.

I think the stupid over-obsessed ******* Twilight fans blew it up into more than what it is though, which sucks because I enjoyed the books.

You should have seen some of the stupid ******* fans in line at New Moon. Seriously spraying glitter on themselves and acting like ******* fools. So I definitely agree that it is not worth all this ******* hype.

How many times can I say ****??? I'm just in that kind of ******* mood today I guess. _

 

Yeah a group of us went to the movies this weekend to watch Law Abiding Citizen, and OMG. The ****** theater was absolutely packed. And that's alot of damn people cuz it's an AMC 24 Theater. We decided to not even go because of the lines.

 

Yeah, they had 20 auditoriums open just for New Moon and the line went around the movie theater. It was insane. Since I have read the books, my husband surprised me with tickets for our anniversary. Never again will I wait in a line like that for a movie. Especially with idiots spraying glitter all over the place.

 

For real, if i want damn glitter all over me, i'll go to the strip club. LOL

 

Strippers rock glitter? lol

 

Round here they do lol i don't quite get it.

 

[QUOTE=Black Sunshine;439262] Don't get me wrong, I love the movie of Bram Stoker's 'Dracula'. What an awesome movie, but I don't like the love story part. /QUOTE]


I get strangely turned on every time I watch the scene where the horny redhead is getting slammed by Dracula as a werewolf......


**** quotes btw.

 

I would have went into super-bitch mode and there would have been a hell of a lot of coochie and ******* kicking going on if people were spraying glitter around me. I ******* HATE GLITTER.

That is another reason why I don't believe in god. Something as evil as glitter simply should not exist.

I like the part where she brings that little kid to her 'lair' after she becomes a vampire so she can eat it, haha. I really just like Gary Oldman. He's a great actor. Oh, and the armor Dracul wears in the beginning of the movie that looks like external muscles is ******* awesome, too.

 

Lol.. damn Val.

I was honestly expecting you to go off on everyone for being close minded about twilight and that you are the head member of team edward.

I stand corrected.

 

****, no! I can understand how you'd think that... with me being a horror movie fan. But there's no 'horror' left in vampires anymore. None whatsoever and that doesn't interest me. All that remains of the way vampires should be is a false, moronic image of fashion, sexuality, and romance. I hate all three of those things, so naturally, I hate the modern idea of a vampire! It's just what people think they are. People that are deeply into that stuff obviously have not researched what it actually meant to be a vampire and the origins from which vampires came. It wouldn't interest them anymore. These people aren't concerned with history and reality. They're just concerned with pop culture.

I can't say I haven't read vampire books. I actually own 'Interview with the Vampire' and 'The Vampire Lestat' and they are good, but I just don't like the romanticism of it all. That's why I like Lestat. He's an evil bastard and doesn't care about ripping out someone's neck, as long as he gets what he needs.

And who the **** is Edward?

 

Hahaha.

Edward is the Glittery, Sparkly Emo vampire in Twilight.

 

Don't have much to add except, **** GLITTER! I don't let the girlfriend buy anything with glitter. **** gets everywhere.

 

And is hard as **** to get off!!

 

Is Twilight the same as New Moon? I have no idea what all that **** is, other than vampire fantasy novels. I know so many people who read them and tell me to, but I'm just put off by all the bullshit I hear and can't force myself to be interested in it.

The first reason why I hate glitter.

The second reason why I hate glitter.

Glitter pisses me off. I hate when people give me glittery Christmas cards and ****. I just throw them away after I make sure there's no money in it. Then the money ends up being covered in glitter, too.