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Old 08-19-2006, 02:02 AM
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I dont like you because you have a Cobra. Your factory hp is what i making with 9lbs of boost.
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:59 AM
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Oh so it's my turn to catch some smack
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 04:05 AM
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Bring it on you slow Biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:03 AM
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You have a FUPA and wear jean shorts! hahaha
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:04 AM
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you are also older than dirt and your social security number is 000-00-0001
lol
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 11:25 AM
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Come on guy's that is some weak shiat!!!
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:27 PM
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:48 PM
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Well, your car is uglier than the last, and you like the men. Besides, do I really need to post anything else than this pic of you?


^if that doesnt scream "IM GAY" then I dont know what does...
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:50 PM
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Lance is a cool guy, got nothun agains him except that he's a ...just look at his post count.....
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 4.6 Love
Lance is a cool guy, got nothun agains him except that he's a ...just look at his post count.....
Aint that the truth. Hes got like 500 more posts than me and joined like 6 months after...
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Well, your car is uglier than the last, and you like the men. Besides, do I really need to post anything else than this pic of you?


^if that doesnt scream "IM GAY" then I dont know what does...
That's a lean mean fighting machine there ya rump ranger
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 4.6 Love
Lance is a cool guy, got nothun agains him except that he's a ...just look at his post count.....
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:02 PM
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Oh and MattJ did'nt you alway's say power before look's
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:06 PM
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Bout time you bought something faster. Its a shame you cant drive worth a **** though or that cobra would be put to use...
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:10 PM
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LMAO Bring it on ya slow Biatch
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lances03SVT
LMAO Bring it on ya slow Biatch
Hey its ok that you got a fast car... Because from what your old lady tells me, you finish the 1/4 just as fast as you finish yourself.


lol
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lances03SVT
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
Hey its ok that you got a fast car... Because from what your old lady tells me, you finish the 1/4 just as fast as you finish yourself.


lol
Oh. My. God. Did he really just go there?
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
Hey its ok that you got a fast car... Because from what your old lady tells me, you finish the 1/4 just as fast as you finish yourself.


lol
LOL Well your Mom did'nt think so almost 24 year's ago
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:21 PM
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People always say that guys that drive sports cars have small ***** and make up for it with their cars...well my friend...blacks cars more so than any others...you have black and its a Cobra so you must have a really small ****...and that my friend is why you can fit into them tight *** jean shorts





Lance...had to think of something to smack you about haha.
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Slither
People always say that guys that drive sports cars have small ***** and make up for it with their cars...well my friend...blacks cars more so than any others...you have black and its a Cobra so you must have a really small ****...and that my friend is why you can fit into them tight *** jean shorts





Lance...had to think of something to smack you about haha.
LOL It's all good
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Slither
People always say that guys that drive sports cars have small ***** and make up for it with their cars...well my friend...blacks cars more so than any others...you have black and its a Cobra so you must have a really small ****...and that my friend is why you can fit into them tight *** jean shorts





Lance...had to think of something to smack you about haha.
good news for me i got a huge slonge no sports car over here
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by stang00
good news for me i got a huge slonge no sports car over here
No that mean's you have a Vagina lmao
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Lances03SVT
No that mean's you have a Vagina lmao
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lances03SVT
Bring it on you slow Biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll give you a run for your money......screw your horsepower
 
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Old 08-20-2006, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Icefreezen
I'll give you a run for your money......screw your horsepower
Would love too.
 
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Old 08-22-2006, 04:49 PM
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You guys know how Lance got the money for his cobra right? He was head "bouncer" at the bar down the street called "The Closet"....
 
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Old 08-22-2006, 05:24 PM
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lance is sir lance alot

lance has an evil plot

lance will go out

out n about

and find a priness

one in a dress

save her from a dragon

take her home in a wagon

she will find a man

for lance's evil plan

she'll take the man to lance's bedroom

but she won't do any boom boom

cause lance is hiding in the closet

AND AT THE LAST SECOND WILL JUMP OUT AND **** RAPE THE POOR MAN!
 
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Old 08-27-2006, 06:56 PM
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wow greg all i can say is wow
 

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