Lance
 

I think you're fat :ohsnap:

I dont like you because you have a Cobra. Your factory hp is what i making with 9lbs of boost. :flameON:

Oh so it's my turn to catch some smack :)

Bring it on you slow Biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :moreboost: :tongueout:

You have a FUPA and wear jean shorts! hahaha

you are also older than dirt and your social security number is 000-00-0001
lol

Come on guy's that is some weak shiat!!!

:kekekegay:

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesR/rhodes_dusty.jpg

http://www.nawf.com/nawf_images/dusty.jpg

Well, your car is uglier than the last, and you like the men. Besides, do I really need to post anything else than this pic of you?
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7116/lancety9.png

^if that doesnt scream "IM GAY" then I dont know what does...

Lance is a cool guy, got nothun agains him except that he's a :postwhore: ...just look at his post count..:rolleyes:...

Aint that the truth. Hes got like 500 more posts than me and joined like 6 months after...:kekekegay:

That's a lean mean fighting machine there ya rump ranger :ohsnap:

:rolleyes:

Oh and MattJ did'nt you alway's say power before look's :tongueout:

Bout time you bought something faster. Its a shame you cant drive worth a **** though or that cobra would be put to use...

LMAO Bring it on ya slow Biatch :)

Hey its ok that you got a fast car... Because from what your old lady tells me, you finish the 1/4 just as fast as you finish yourself.
:kicknuts:

lol

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Oh. My. God. Did he really just go there? :shock2: :ohsnap:

LOL Well your Mom did'nt think so almost 24 year's ago :ohsnap: :tongueout:

People always say that guys that drive sports cars have small dlcks and make up for it with their cars...well my friend...blacks cars more so than any others...you have black and its a Cobra so you must have a really small dlck...and that my friend is why you can fit into them tight ass jean shorts :kekekegay:





Lance...had to think of something to smack you about haha.

LOL It's all good :breakdancesmilie:

good news for me i got a huge slonge no sports car over here:ohsnap:

No that mean's you have a Vagina :ohsnap: lmao

:thatshot:

I'll give you a run for your money......screw your horsepower:violent-smiley-045:

Would love too.:breakdancesmilie:

You guys know how Lance got the money for his cobra right? He was head "bouncer" at the bar down the street called "The Closet".... :salook:

lance is sir lance alot

lance has an evil plot

lance will go out

out n about

and find a priness

one in a dress

save her from a dragon

take her home in a wagon

she will find a man

for lance's evil plan

she'll take the man to lance's bedroom

but she won't do any boom boom

cause lance is hiding in the closet

AND AT THE LAST SECOND WILL JUMP OUT AND ANAL RAPE THE POOR MAN!

wow greg all i can say is wow