y'all need to cheer me up... I'm hella depressed and way stressed out today. I've had about the worst week in 20 years and it's so far not getting any better.

begin cheering me up.

the circumstances of my bad week aren't really open for much discussion but suffice it to say that everything from work, home, car, health is going downhill fast.

 

That sucks man, but you gotta keep thinking positive and try not to let things get you down. The car will take longer than you expected, but I'm sure everything will turn out alright with it and it will be a kick *** beast. Nothing ever goes as planned, but its what you make of it is how your gonna get through things. Keep fighting, whatever health problems it may be, just keep thinking your gonna kick its *** and get through it. I'm not sure of what else to say, but you'll get through it. Your a kick *** dude, lots of people on here respect you and your advice and you have helped me with a few things. Just don't give up.

And if none of that helped:

A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. The Bear looks over at the rabbit and says, " Do you have a problem with **** sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "no." So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ***.

A blone girl walks into a dry cleaners and tells the guy she needs her blouse cleaned. "Come again?" says the clerk. "No, its mustard this time" the girl responds.

and thats all I got for now.

 

A 12-pack should cheer you up...

 

Keep your head up man. It will get better.

LOL @ the jokes.

 

Don't worry it's just one of life's little curveballs, it will be better before you realize it.

 

And then she was like, Bam! Bam! ... Bam Bam!

You wanna take it from here bambam?

Bambam! Bam Bam Bam!


Go do somethin stupid... like hold a role of Toilet paper out the window on your finger...

 

first time I've cracked a smile in days.... thanks

 

lol, i feel your pain.. I just turned 20 myself (2 weeks ago) my job, family is stressing me out, my health is going downhill.. I got bad acid reflex no more soda, alcohol, Coffee for me for a while! but hey you gotta look on the bright side at least your still breathing!! Lifes good man cheer up!!

 

I'm sorry to hear about you being depressed. I can try to cheer you up with a joke a friend of mine emailed me.

YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN


I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

Not sure if this will cheer you up, but You can expect more of same bad weeks all the way through life. You'll have ups and downs.. Just wait til you hit 40+ years old and the old joints start becoming stiffer. Then after a few more years they become kinda painful. Sometimes I can't go more than a week without something new that hurts or just concerns me. But You gotta let it ride, and my favorite saying is "this time next year it will be just a bad or a good memory" .

 

check it out man.....

last weekend i was thrown into jail in Mexico....the policia stole over $250 from me while i was in there, my ride back to the united states left me there becuase he couldn't find me.....and yesterday i get a DUI (3 days before my 21st birthday....we're in the same boat buddy. Oh and top it off i steped on my phone yesterday and can't get any numbers out of it. Got an extra but it's locked by cingular and i have t-mobile. ......but we're both breathing right. Cheer up man...there's always a bright side.

 

 

 

 

This isn't a joke, but funny none the less.

Every morning, I go to the drive through at Starbucks on my way in to work. They know my mach well enough that they have my coffee made before I pull up to the menu to order it. There's this one chick that works there that is freakishly bubbley and talkative and disturbingly happy. At 5:30 in the morning, barely awake and needing an infusion of caffeine, her personality is unnatural and surreal.

Well, the other day, I took the GT to work instead. This caused extreme confusion on the part of the crazy coffee chick. She asked what happened to the cute yellow one and such and I told her that I was gonna drop this one off at a shop to get the engine worked on. At that, she cocked her head, a look of dumbfounded stupidity crossed her face and she said, "Wow, really. Where is the engine located? I mean, like you know how some cars move the engine to the middle."

 

That sucks about Mexico and all, but I have no sympathy for you about the DUI. I wouldn't consider you in the same boat as r3d, cause a DUI is all your fault. Sorry for coming down on you, but don't try and chear someone up by something you did to yourself. That is all.