This is funny!! Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject

line and forward to your friends.







Pick the month you were born





January------I kicked



February-----I loved



March--------I smoked



April--------- I dry humped



May---------- I choked on



June----------I murdered



July-----------I did the Macarena with



August--------I had lunch with



September----I danced with



October-------I sang to



November-----I yelled at



December-----I ran over







Pick the day (number) you were born on:





1 ------- a birdbath



2 ------- a monster



3 ------- a phone



4 ------- a fork



5 ------- a Mexican



6 ------- a gangster



7 ------- my cell phone



8 ------- my dog



9 ------- my best friends' boyfriend



10 ------- my neighbor



11 ------- my science teacher



12 ------- a banana



13 ------- a fireman



14 ------- a stuffed animal



15 ------- a goat



16 ------- a pickle



17 ------- your mom



18 ------- a spoon



19 ------- myself



20 ------- a baseball bat



21 ------- a ninja



22 ------- Chuck Norris



23 ------- a noodle



24 ------- a squirrel



25 ------- a football player



26 ------- my sister



27 ------- my brother



28 ------- an I-pod



29 ------- a permanent marker



30 ------- a llama



31 ------- A homeless guy







Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:





White ---------- because I'm cool like that



Black ---------- because that's how I roll



Red ---------- because the voices told me to



Blue -----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want



Green ---------- because I hate myself



Purple ---------- because I'm cool



Yellow ---------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars



Orange ----------because I hate my family



Pink ----------because I am not a homosexual



Brown ----------because I was high



Grey ----------because I was drunk



Other ----------because I'm a ninja



None ---------- because I can't control myself







Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line

 

I yelled at a squirrel because I was drunk =x

 

So is your face

 

I sang to a gangster because i was high. Thats some funny **** right there.

 

Simply amazing. And funny.

 

I sang to a banana cause thats how I roll

 

i smoked chuck norris because the voices told me to

 

i had lunch with a pickle becouse i was drunk

 

I murdered Chuck Norris because i do what i want.

 

I dry humped an i-pod because I'm cool like that

 

I kicked a ninja because I'm cool like that

 

I yelled at my science teacher cause I'm a ninja

 

I ran over my best friends boyfriend because I was drunk.

 

I danced with a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
right... good enough for me!

 

I murdered my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

I sang to my science teacher because I was high.

Hmm...

 

are we not suppose to sing to our science teacher unless we are high? is it more fun?

 

ill take my $5 paypal, dont have a myspace account never go on there

got it from chicagolandsportbikes.com

 

i ran over a mexican because im sexy and i do what i want

 

i ran over a banana cause im cool like that

 

I loved a birdbath because that's how I roll

 

I smoked my best friends boyfriend because somone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.




WOW mine is really Gay.

 

I ran over my science teacher, because thats how I roll !!!!! roflmao

 

I danced with my sister because i am cool like that!!

 

that's the best one yet

 

I scewed a dirty hooker and got 4 STD's

 

I murdered myself because the voices told me to

 

I murdered myself because I hate myself.

 

I yelled at my sister because I'm cool like that.