I did the macarena with myself because thats how I roll
This is funny!! Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject
line and forward to your friends. Pick the month you were born January------I kicked February-----I loved March--------I smoked April--------- I dry humped May---------- I choked on June----------I murdered July-----------I did the Macarena with August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1 ------- a birdbath 2 ------- a monster 3 ------- a phone 4 ------- a fork 5 ------- a Mexican 6 ------- a gangster 7 ------- my cell phone 8 ------- my dog 9 ------- my best friends' boyfriend 10 ------- my neighbor 11 ------- my science teacher 12 ------- a banana 13 ------- a fireman 14 ------- a stuffed animal 15 ------- a goat 16 ------- a pickle 17 ------- your mom 18 ------- a spoon 19 ------- myself 20 ------- a baseball bat 21 ------- a ninja 22 ------- Chuck Norris 23 ------- a noodle 24 ------- a squirrel 25 ------- a football player 26 ------- my sister 27 ------- my brother 28 ------- an I-pod 29 ------- a permanent marker 30 ------- a llama 31 ------- A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White ---------- because I'm cool like that Black ---------- because that's how I roll Red ---------- because the voices told me to Blue -----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green ---------- because I hate myself Purple ---------- because I'm cool Yellow ---------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange ----------because I hate my family Pink ----------because I am not a homosexual Brown ----------because I was high Grey ----------because I was drunk Other ----------because I'm a ninja None ---------- because I can't control myself Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line |
I yelled at a squirrel because I was drunk =x
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So is your face
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I sang to a gangster because i was high. Thats some funny shit right there.
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Simply amazing. And funny.
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I sang to a banana cause thats how I roll:cool:
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i smoked chuck norris because the voices told me to
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i had lunch with a pickle becouse i was drunk
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I murdered Chuck Norris because i do what i want.
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I dry humped an i-pod because I'm cool like that
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I kicked a ninja because I'm cool like that
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I yelled at my science teacher cause I'm a ninja
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I ran over my best friends boyfriend because I was drunk.
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I danced with a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
right... good enough for me! |
I murdered my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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$5 says you got this off myspace.
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I sang to my science teacher because I was high.
Hmm... |
Originally Posted by madmatt
(Post 218929)
I sang to my science teacher because I was high.
Hmm... |
Originally Posted by SpinMedia
(Post 218923)
$5 says you got this off myspace.
got it from chicagolandsportbikes.com |
i ran over a mexican because im sexy and i do what i want
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i ran over a banana cause im cool like that
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I loved a birdbath because that's how I roll
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I smoked my best friends boyfriend because somone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
WOW mine is really Gay.:nunu: |
I ran over my science teacher, because thats how I roll !!!!! roflmao
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I danced with my sister because i am cool like that!!:poke:
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Originally Posted by 95STANG
(Post 219020)
I smoked my best friends boyfriend because somone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
WOW mine is really Gay.:nunu: |
I scewed a dirty hooker and got 4 STD's
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I murdered myself because the voices told me to
:shock2: :hittingthefan: :help: :2gunsfiring1: |
I murdered myself because I hate myself.
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I yelled at my sister because I'm cool like that.
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