Lifesavers
#1
02-17-2006, 07:18 AM
Lifesavers
Using a bowl of lifesavers, the teacher gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors. The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled,
"Oh my God! They're ********!"
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled,
"Oh my God! They're ********!"
