Lifesavers
 

Using a bowl of lifesavers, the teacher gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors. The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes




Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.


"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."


One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled,







"Oh my God! They're assholes!"

:wallbash: cute....

Boooooo....

A$$HOLES...
lol

...mine was better :P LOL JK

yes,...........................................yes it was..................:wallbash:

its alright... his mom was better too... lol