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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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Smile joke - owned

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:11 PM
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Good one Springs
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:11 PM
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not funny either...
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 04:34 PM
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damned good one springs
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 08:30 PM
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Haha that was pretty good.
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 09:30 PM
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LOL good one.
 
Old Nov 12, 2005 | 01:11 AM
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lol, ehhh not bad...but not a side splitter...
 
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