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Old 10-18-2005, 11:24 PM
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How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair wi th grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ***.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and ! surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:00 AM
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that's an old school joke, but still funny
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:04 AM
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I don't get it...what's so funny???




 
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:23 AM
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Good one springs- lmao @ shakin weiner "woo-woo"
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 08:30 AM
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damn good one springs. i think im gonna have to pass that one on to some friends.
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 10:55 AM
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I do all of those except make a shampoo mo-hawk.
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:18 PM
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Lol....
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:21 PM
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Lot of truth in that one
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 11:02 AM
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Woo-Woo!!!
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:47 PM
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shambles is a supermod now

*pours some out of his 40 for his homie venom*
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:53 PM
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where is venom?? havent seen him around much lately.
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:59 PM
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dear lord. there are tears coming out of my eyes. and now i gotta go to class. that was INSANELY funny bc I do 95% of those things
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:04 PM
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I sent this around the office today. Everyone here at MT got a good laugh.
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MTShambles
I sent this around the office today. Everyone here at MT got a good laugh.
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