Sex In The Dark
> >>
> >> There was this couple that had been married for
> 20 years.
> >>
> >> Every time they made love the husband always
> insisted on shutting off
> >> the
> > light.
> >>
> >> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
> ridiculous.
> >>
> >> She figured she would break him out of this crazy
> habit.
> >>
> >> So one night, while they were in the middle of a
> wild, screaming,
> romantic
> > session, she turned on the lights.
> >>
> >> She looked down... and saw her husband was
> holding a battery-operated
> > pleasure device... a vibrator!
> >>
> >> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
> >>
> >> She went completely ballistic.
> >>
> >> "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
> could you be lying to
> me
> > all of these years?
> >>
> >> You better explain yourself!"
> >>
> >> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and
> says calmly:
> >>
> >> "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the
> kids."

 

Heard it, sucks to be him.

 

ha ha hahahahaha. very nice.

 

hahahaha now that's funny!!