Joke
Sex In The Dark
> >> > >> There was this couple that had been married for > 20 years. > >> > >> Every time they made love the husband always > insisted on shutting off > >> the > > light. > >> > >> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was > ridiculous. > >> > >> She figured she would break him out of this crazy > habit. > >> > >> So one night, while they were in the middle of a > wild, screaming, > romantic > > session, she turned on the lights. > >> > >> She looked down... and saw her husband was > holding a battery-operated > > pleasure device... a vibrator! > >> > >> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. > >> > >> She went completely ballistic. > >> > >> "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how > could you be lying to > me > > all of these years? > >> > >> You better explain yourself!" > >> > >> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and > says calmly: > >> > >> "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the > kids." |
Heard it, sucks to be him.
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ha ha hahahahaha. very nice.
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hahahaha now that's funny!!
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