http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html

this is probably the greatest ad ever bahah

 

Rotf lmao... That was pretty funny

 

that is too funny man

 

Hahaha, i have to show this to my roommate, he has a focus, and he thinks its the coolest car on campus. He's trying to make it "fast", and its not workin out so well for him.

 

My car is a stick and I can talk on the phone, play my gameboy, and smoke pot as I drive. I guess u just got 2 work at it.

 

LOL! That's awesome!

 

Im a ****.

 

WTF? Dick move.

 

^^ yeah bro wtf is that about, mind your business

 

Wow, dude your a complete ***.

 

"It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a ****** in a Ford Focus."

Im just gonna put DEAD because LMFAO doesnt sum up how hard it was for me to catch a breath after reading that add.

 

What a total lack of respect man... Definitely just lost all respect from me.

 

wow what the ****

 

When I see your usename I think of Gross Domestic Product, that of which you are, a gross domestic product.

Or maybe we should call you Captain Randomass...because you are the Captain of randomly being a total ***.

either way you are a ******* dick and you get a kick out of being that way. You get a kick out of dick... wanna know how I kno....ah..nevermind you know we all know.

 

What in the everliving **** possesses you to think it's okay to say **** like that? Do you think it is "cool" or something? Not to mention that from some of the **** you have said on here, you're not exactly a small person. If that is the truth, how the hell do you think you have the right to say anything about someone else?

You are the kind of person that just needs a good, swift, painful, kick to your ******* throat. I wish I could be the one to administer it... while wearing a pair of ******* metal-spiked golf cleats.

 

Hey man, you want to put up a picture of your chunky girlfriend for all to see ... except for someone to eventually to make a comment. And yeah im fat, thats why you dont see me of pictures of myself bent over my car for all to see my fat ***.

But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters.

 

where te hell do you come up with this ****? hahahaha golf cleats, i love reading some of your remarks, keep it up. this is well deserving though.

 

But anyway I was just being a dick and joking. Shes not THAT fat. So if I TRUELY offended anyone sorry.

 

That's the thing, ******** like you just always have to make ridiculous comments. Why can't you keep your goddamn mouth shut? Were you not ever taught manners?

Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the **** do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar.

That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of ****. So ******* stop it.



Hell, I don't know. It's almost like it just pops into my head. Just like random stuff, haha. I can't explain it.


I don't give a **** if you were joking. **** like that just shouldn't be said.

 

Obviously I dont care if Im fat. If it did hurt my feelings or I really cared I would loose the weight. So no I dont care and it wouldnt hurt my feelings.

Man a lot of butthurt people round hurr.

 

OP, hilarious! That one is worth saving in the archives for a good laugh later.

GDP, grow up. That is really messed up to come out and randomly attack another board member like that and it really shows your true colors. I hope you get kicked in the nads today, because with a move like that you deserve it.

 

You mean to tell me that if you put a picture of yourself on here, let's just say a normal picture next to your car in the pictures thread, and we were all being relentlessly sinister to you, that it wouldn't bother you? Bullshit.

Doesn't have anything to do with being butthurt. It's got everything do with respecting other people and you have proved time and time again that you can't do that.

 

I guess I do deserve a kick in the nuts. And Sunshine, what im telling you is, I DO NOT take pictures next to my car, or of me in general and post them on the net. For one because I would fully expect to have people call me a fat *** ... because I am.

Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my *** cant swim, so I stay my black *** outta the pool."

 

I understand, but you can't try to justify your response to him on that reason. You, of all people, should know.

You making fun of her for being 'chunky' in your eyes and then saying that it is deserved because he put up a picture of her in his signature next to his car, is like saying it's okay if a girl gets raped because she happens to be wearing a short skirt. "Oh, if she didn't wear that skirt, she wouldn't have gotten raped." Follow what I'm saying?

Anyway, like I said, I understand, but you really need to watch this ****. You come off as a seriously disrespectful cockhammer.

 

That ad was GREAT!!!!! I'm like King, thats a keeper

PS, GDP lighten your *** up a little before someone takes you out back and skull ***** you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!!

 

That's awesome!

 

Riiight. Anyone is willing to try if you can find me.

 

oh, here comes the E-thuggery.

stop being a dousche canoe bro...you are looking like a ******* ***...constantly.

No one's gonna try and find your stanky ***...although based on what you have told us, you wouldn't be hard to spot.

 

Werd I will just shutup now. Plus I wouldnt have to fight anyone. I could just sit on them.

 

the teeniest tiniest amount of redemption has just occurred.


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