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Hilarious Craigslist ad!
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Rotf lmao... That was pretty funny
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that is too funny man
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Hahaha, i have to show this to my roommate, he has a focus, and he thinks its the coolest car on campus. He's trying to make it "fast", and its not workin out so well for him.
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My car is a stick and I can talk on the phone, play my gameboy, and smoke pot as I drive. I guess u just got 2 work at it.
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LOL! That's awesome!
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Originally Posted by red281gt
(Post 455285)
LOL! That's awesome!
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
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^^ yeah bro wtf is that about, mind your business
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
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"It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus."
Im just gonna put DEAD because LMFAO doesnt sum up how hard it was for me to catch a breath after reading that add. |
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
When I see your usename I think of Gross Domestic Product, that of which you are, a gross domestic product. Or maybe we should call you Captain Randomass...because you are the Captain of randomly being a total ass. either way you are a fucking dick and you get a kick out of being that way. You get a kick out of dick... wanna know how I kno....ah..nevermind you know we all know. |
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455290)
Hey man ........ theres a whale in your sig! No worries brah Im lookin out for yah.
You are the kind of person that just needs a good, swift, painful, kick to your fucking throat. I wish I could be the one to administer it... while wearing a pair of fucking metal-spiked golf cleats. |
Hey man, you want to put up a picture of your chunky girlfriend for all to see ... except for someone to eventually to make a comment. And yeah im fat, thats why you dont see me of pictures of myself bent over my car for all to see my fat ass.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters. |
Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 455322)
You are the kind of person that just needs a good, swift, painful, kick to your fucking throat. I wish I could be the one to administer it... while wearing a pair of fucking metal-spiked golf cleats.
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But anyway I was just being a dick and joking. Shes not THAT fat. So if I TRUELY offended anyone sorry.
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455323)
Hey man, you want to put up a picture of your chunky girlfriend for all to see ... except for someone to eventually to make a comment. And yeah im fat, thats why you dont see me of pictures of myself bent over my car for all to see my fat ass.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters. Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the fuck do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar. That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of shit. So fucking stop it.
Originally Posted by probiker427
(Post 455325)
where te hell do you come up with this shit? hahahaha golf cleats, i love reading some of your remarks, keep it up. this is well deserving though.
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455326)
But anyway I was just being a dick and joking. Shes not THAT fat. So if I TRUELY offended anyone sorry.
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 455328)
That's the thing, assholes like you just always have to make ridiculous comments. Why can't you keep your goddamn mouth shut? Were you not ever taught manners?
Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the fuck do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar. That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of shit. So fucking stop it. Hell, I don't know. It's almost like it just pops into my head. Just like random stuff, haha. I can't explain it. I don't give a fuck if you were joking. Shit like that just shouldn't be said. Man a lot of butthurt people round hurr. |
OP, hilarious! That one is worth saving in the archives for a good laugh later.
GDP, grow up. That is really messed up to come out and randomly attack another board member like that and it really shows your true colors. I hope you get kicked in the nads today, because with a move like that you deserve it. |
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455329)
Obviously I dont care if Im fat. If it did hurt my feelings or I really cared I would loose the weight. So no I dont care and it wouldnt hurt my feelings.
Man a lot of butthurt people round hurr. Doesn't have anything to do with being butthurt. It's got everything do with respecting other people and you have proved time and time again that you can't do that. |
I guess I do deserve a kick in the nuts. And Sunshine, what im telling you is, I DO NOT take pictures next to my car, or of me in general and post them on the net. For one because I would fully expect to have people call me a fat ass ... because I am.
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my ass cant swim, so I stay my black ass outta the pool." |
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455332)
I guess I do deserve a kick in the nuts. And Sunshine, what im telling you is, I DO NOT take pictures next to my car, or of me in general and post them on the net. For one because I would fully expect to have people call me a fat ass ... because I am.
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my ass cant swim, so I stay my black ass outta the pool." You making fun of her for being 'chunky' in your eyes and then saying that it is deserved because he put up a picture of her in his signature next to his car, is like saying it's okay if a girl gets raped because she happens to be wearing a short skirt. "Oh, if she didn't wear that skirt, she wouldn't have gotten raped." Follow what I'm saying? Anyway, like I said, I understand, but you really need to watch this shit. You come off as a seriously disrespectful cockhammer. |
That ad was GREAT!!!!! I'm like King, thats a keeper:D
PS, GDP lighten your ass up a little before someone takes you out back and skull fucks you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!! |
Originally Posted by TUFF 4.6
(Post 455336)
That ad was GREAT!!!!! I'm like King, thats a keeper:D
PS, GDP lighten your ass up a little before someone takes you out back and skull fucks you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!! |
Originally Posted by TUFF 4.6
(Post 455336)
That ad was GREAT!!!!! I'm like King, thats a keeper:D
PS, GDP lighten your ass up a little before someone takes you out back and skull fucks you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!! |
Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455341)
Riiight. Anyone is willing to try if you can find me.
oh, here comes the E-thuggery. stop being a dousche canoe bro...you are looking like a fucking ass...constantly. No one's gonna try and find your stanky ass...although based on what you have told us, you wouldn't be hard to spot. :eek: |
Werd I will just shutup now. Plus I wouldnt have to fight anyone. I could just sit on them.
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Originally Posted by GDP
(Post 455345)
Werd I will just shutup now. Plus I wouldnt have to fight anyone. I could just sit on them.
the teeniest tiniest amount of redemption has just occurred. double :eek: |
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