I didn't write this, but whoever did is a god.

 

I swear, you had to have put this up here for me! I ******* LOVE this more than almost anything in the world!

They even used 'cuntbag'. God, whoever wrote this must be after my heart.

 

I thought of you when I posted it on here. You and Jack are the two who I know will appreciate this the most lol.

 

I laughed my *** off! Thank you!

 

My pleasure lol.

 

This makes me happy...

 

I support this thread. I don't always use correct grammar or spell correctly, but hell, were not writing reasearch papers here, I know how to do that. I hate it when friends text me some dumb as **** **** as though they were drunk, yet it's 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. More and more in the professional world texting and alternative forms of communication is becoming commonplace, these kids can't differentiate professional and private forms of interacting.


I just got out of my weekly meeting that I hold.

 

This is my main complaint. My sister does it a lot too.

The main problem I have with the whole thing is that it makes it HARDER to read! And then all of the abbreviation **** blows my mind. That's why those Sprint commercials or whatever with the kid and her mom talking in text was hilarious, but it's the truth.

Not to mention it only takes like 3 seconds more to type the full words.

Bunch of bitches. Nuff said...

 

thi's, threaD,, faIl's and. u aLl suck

lol I have to say half the time I **** up so much at typing but whatever, it's the interwebz. Mostly I just never capitalize anything.

 

Lol, that I don't mind. But the "R u g2g" **** gets annoying. Lol.

 

i agree! i dont do caps, or apostrophes, but the super condensed stuff that you have to think about to be able to read it sucks

 

y u all hatin btchs?

 

omg y r u L trpn

 

wat

 

 

^^^ Ohh. Emmm. Gee.

That was ******* awesome. "...and hope the wasp doesn't put you on it's list of **** it wants to **** up today.." ******* classic.

 

I ******* hate wasps. **** those ********.

I went to put gas in Spooky a few weeks ago and I guess one had climbed under my fuel door. When I opened it, I saw it climbing around my gas cap. I drenched that bitch in gas and smashed it with the filler nozzle. He was on my list of **** to **** up that day.

 

ahahaha. awesome. i love this thread. it's made of win.



tidbit: i can prolly type faster then most people can type the abbreviation **** that i see all the time.

 

That was the most amazing thing I have read all day... I hate all that stupid abbreviation crap. I text alot so sometimes I use some abbreviations, but when people send me a one sentence text message and there isn't a complete word in it, I dont reply...

 

**** wasps and bees. I hate them bitches. How some ppl are afraid of spyders I'm afraid of those.

 

Cliff notes?

 

Think about this, This is about basic english, as taught in schools in the US. But, The language is changing, as it does every millinium. Look at how they spoke and pronunciated in the early 1900's, and then go back to the last millinium, the 1800's, and so on. It changes drastically. This is just another step in the evolution of the english language. By the time this millinium ends, our great great grandchildren will be starting a new version of the language as it is spelled and spoken. Thou must adjustith to thou newith way of speakith.. LOLith..