this is what came up in order.

Why are black people so loud

Why can't I own a Canadian

Why is my poop green

Why did i get married too

Why do dogs eat poop

Why are people posting colors on facebook


seriously what the ****! hhaha

 

internet has perverted the world.

 

I love **** like this!

I typed in "why does my" and here are a few that came up that made me either smile or laugh.

Why does my belly button smell?
Why does my cat bite me?
Why does my pee smell bad?
Why does my mom turn me on?
Why does my mom fart so much?


Goddamn, that last one made me laugh so hard.

 

 

I lol'd at this one.

I bet every time it was searched by some annoyed white guy who just got back from a movie.

 

hahahah. almost like the correction one that said "a back person stole my car" when the guy typed "a white person stole my car"

 

ohlol, you guys must have time on your hands to be doing google searches like that, lol.

 

thats funny **** right there

 

I put in "poop" and one of the search suggestions was" poopy time fun shapes"

 

"Why must we"

Why must we endure the suckfest that is daylight savings time?
Why must we compromise?
Why must we bow to the intolerant ways of Islam?
Why must we die?
Why must we insist on solving 3D real world problems in 2D?
Why must we label Tiger Woods a "Sex Addict"

...that's it for me. It's interesting, that's for sure.