Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay
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Originally Posted by WNRacing
(Post 427061)
Steeda likes fat chicks.
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ies/crazy2.gif http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...milies/449.gif and yes, they do have to pay. giggity. |
Originally Posted by Steeda97
(Post 427063)
Is that why i have an undeniable attraction to your mom? :confused:
Quite possibly..... That's definitely bad karma points for me... lmfao |
hahaha. Where does the calf fat end, and the ankle fat begin? I don't know, that's the fun.
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Originally Posted by WNRacing
(Post 427055)
Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?
http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s...ain-weight.jpg http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/u...8949-atm14.jpg Srsly.... http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ilies/spew.gif And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick.. |
Originally Posted by j_gutta870
(Post 426990)
oh man....... i can't even begin to imagine what i would do if that ever happened to me
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
(Post 427038)
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Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face. Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen." Man, it just really boils my butterscotch. |
id fuck the shit out of fat J.S. lol.
For 25 million and a year of M.F and J.S. i think id chop my shit off too. Besides you barely use it after 40. |
leave it to spinz to post a thread about dicks
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Originally Posted by knife13
(Post 427157)
leave it to spinz to post a thread about dicks
bwaaahahahaha.... seriously tho... Welcome to Miami. |
Originally Posted by NeedACobra
(Post 427092)
Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face. Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen." Man, it just really boils my butterscotch. Very unfortunate story, btw. |
Originally Posted by SPiNz
(Post 427128)
id fuck the shit out of fat J.S. lol.
For 25 million and a year of M.F and J.S. i think id chop my shit off too. Besides you barely use it after 40. |
Originally Posted by audikillsbmw
(Post 427069)
If I were him I'd use the lawsuit money to have a horse d*ck attached to my body. Even if it didn't work, at least you still have something to impress the ladies.
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All I have to say is that it sucks to be that guy and that this Attachment 17089 is the funniest smiley ever.
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Originally Posted by WNRacing
(Post 427055)
Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?
http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s...ain-weight.jpg http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/u...8949-atm14.jpg Srsly.... http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ilies/spew.gif And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick.. Id pound her fat ass....2 times.....and maybe even spoon that shit afterwords. Like chris rock said "id fuck the arm fat on that hoe" and if i lost my wang id prolly live in seclusion just like that guy....then die a slow excrutiating death....this thread just depressed me |
i almost cried, but when you think about it they can make girls into guys then couldn't they fix a guy back to being a guy? and if the guy wins the lawsuit as well as his wife winning hers they'd be rich as fuck and then he could fix his stuff and they'd both be happy again...
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I agree, this thread is most depressing. I'm just gonna spend the next few days with my hand on my penis to protect it. Al Bundy style. Hand down pants and relax, it's safe now.. :o
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Originally Posted by INtZ
(Post 427320)
:saywha: lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse penis that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body. :eek2:
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