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Lazerred6 09-01-2009 04:27 PM

Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay


Right Steeda?

Steeda97 09-01-2009 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by WNRacing (Post 427061)

Is that why i have an undeniable attraction to your mom? :confused:




and yes, they do have to pay. giggity.

WNRacing 09-01-2009 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 427063)
Is that why i have an undeniable attraction to your mom? :confused:


Quite possibly.....


That's definitely bad karma points for me... lmfao

Steeda97 09-01-2009 04:35 PM

hahaha. Where does the calf fat end, and the ankle fat begin? I don't know, that's the fun.
http://familyguycutaways.com/images/...ll_Clinton.gif

cpthowdy 09-01-2009 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by WNRacing (Post 427055)
Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s...ain-weight.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/u...8949-atm14.jpg




Srsly.... http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ilies/spew.gif



And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick..

i'd still devour her no-no spot!!

audikillsbmw 09-01-2009 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by j_gutta870 (Post 426990)
oh man....... i can't even begin to imagine what i would do if that ever happened to me

If I were him I'd use the lawsuit money to have a horse d*ck attached to my body. Even if it didn't work, at least you still have something to impress the ladies.

audikillsbmw 09-01-2009 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 427038)

Maybe that's why she's so fat now.. Guys kept her in that position so long that she never had a chance to exercise properly :p

NeedACobra 09-01-2009 06:55 PM

Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."

Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.

SPiNz 09-01-2009 09:45 PM

id fuck the shit out of fat J.S. lol.


For 25 million and a year of M.F and J.S. i think id chop my shit off too. Besides you barely use it after 40.

knife13 09-02-2009 07:34 AM

leave it to spinz to post a thread about dicks

zigzagg321 09-02-2009 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by knife13 (Post 427157)
leave it to spinz to post a thread about dicks


bwaaahahahaha.... seriously tho... Welcome to Miami.

LilMissLayla 09-02-2009 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 427092)
Ugh...speaking of fat chics....
You know what pisses me off? A fat chic with a really hot face.
Its like, "She'll look so hot when she loses her 'baby fat' !" and then that little voice chimes in my head saying..."That'll never happen."

Man, it just really boils my butterscotch.

Wtf?? lol

Very unfortunate story, btw.

rebelyell 09-02-2009 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by SPiNz (Post 427128)
id fuck the shit out of fat J.S. lol.


For 25 million and a year of M.F and J.S. i think id chop my shit off too. Besides you barely use it after 40.

LOL, Bullshit. My tube snake still get's hard almost every morning. Even when I don't need to use it for that purpose. Then it just comes in handy. I will rue the day when my johnson loses the ability to get the job done.. I couldn't think of anything worse than losing it "completely". not even a softie, just a smoothe bump. At least "if" it stops functioning properly, it's still there and, like mine, very much a handfull. I would want at least that.. That would suck to lose your penis. I couldn't imagine the horror of that. Might as well put on some high heels and a blonde wig, and make some money.. :p

INtZ 09-03-2009 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by audikillsbmw (Post 427069)
If I were him I'd use the lawsuit money to have a horse d*ck attached to my body. Even if it didn't work, at least you still have something to impress the ladies.

:saywha: lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse penis that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body. :eek2:

Black Sunshine 09-03-2009 06:00 AM

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All I have to say is that it sucks to be that guy and that this Attachment 17089 is the funniest smiley ever.

the gillz 09-03-2009 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by WNRacing (Post 427055)
Umm.. Have you seen Jessica Simpson lately bro?

http://i567.photobucket.com/albums/s...ain-weight.jpg

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/u...8949-atm14.jpg




Srsly.... http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ilies/spew.gif



And MHO about the 25 mil + megan fox... No amount of money or any girl would be worth losing your dick..


Id pound her fat ass....2 times.....and maybe even spoon that shit afterwords. Like chris rock said "id fuck the arm fat on that hoe"

and if i lost my wang id prolly live in seclusion just like that guy....then die a slow excrutiating death....this thread just depressed me

badtib04 09-03-2009 02:43 PM

i almost cried, but when you think about it they can make girls into guys then couldn't they fix a guy back to being a guy? and if the guy wins the lawsuit as well as his wife winning hers they'd be rich as fuck and then he could fix his stuff and they'd both be happy again...

rebelyell 09-03-2009 11:20 PM

I agree, this thread is most depressing. I'm just gonna spend the next few days with my hand on my penis to protect it. Al Bundy style. Hand down pants and relax, it's safe now.. :o

audikillsbmw 09-04-2009 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by INtZ (Post 427320)
:saywha: lol That sounds like a horrible idea, i'd be concerned about how my junk would look if it was cut off then sewed back on , let alone some kind of misscolored franken-horse penis that every time i got a stiffy all the blood rushed from my head and i pass out. not to mention it would take some kindof freaky woman to be turned on by a horse sized delapitated science experament ding-ding attached to your body. :eek2:

LOL. And yeah, Jessica Simpson is fat nowadays. But look at it this way.. Now she's even bustier ;)


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