James Bond RANT
#1
James Bond RANT
So ive been wanting to see Quantum of Solace ever since the previews first aired.
In the past james bond has thwarted megalomaniacal evil do-ers attempt at world destruction, world domination, assassinations, and all of that crap.
And in this movie, What kind of HIGH LEVEL VILLAN do we have herre?
W Weasly little twerp who is trying to help the governemnet in bolivia get overthrown with no bloodshed so he can START A ******* UTILITY COMPANY IN BOLIVIA?
THATS IT? REALLY?
New bond movie FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO giant Lazer cannonn? No Sattelite sniper system? No plague to wipee out half of humanity?
he wants to.... sell water at a higher rate than the last utility company?
this is so ******* stupid.
In the past james bond has thwarted megalomaniacal evil do-ers attempt at world destruction, world domination, assassinations, and all of that crap.
And in this movie, What kind of HIGH LEVEL VILLAN do we have herre?
W Weasly little twerp who is trying to help the governemnet in bolivia get overthrown with no bloodshed so he can START A ******* UTILITY COMPANY IN BOLIVIA?
THATS IT? REALLY?
New bond movie FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO giant Lazer cannonn? No Sattelite sniper system? No plague to wipee out half of humanity?
he wants to.... sell water at a higher rate than the last utility company?
this is so ******* stupid.
#3
it was not about the water scheme.....
it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.
the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.
it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.
the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.
it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
#5
I still haven't seen this one.
I've said this before but my dad filmed part of License to Kill when he was jumping out of the helicopter. My dad was right behind him with the camera because he was a stuntman/skydiver.
I will always love JB License To Kill. It has a little personal touch.
I've said this before but my dad filmed part of License to Kill when he was jumping out of the helicopter. My dad was right behind him with the camera because he was a stuntman/skydiver.
I will always love JB License To Kill. It has a little personal touch.
Last edited by LilMissLayla; 05-07-2009 at 12:36 PM.
#6
it was not about the water scheme.....
it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.
the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.
it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.
the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.
it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
The secondary plot where they tried to kill M (Q was the tech guy) was only realluy present for a very brief part in the beginning of the movie, and lightly reffered to here and therre. and lightly refferred to in the End. The rest of the time they are following the stupid water salesman.
They did not give us any other villans, and only hinted at stuff to come which in my view is pretty goddamn lazy. James bond movies are best when the villian is identified and eliminated all in the same movie. I dont want a LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy with James Bond.
What i want is a Megalomaniacal Villian with a Badass Henchman of some sorts, plenty of car chases, ski chases, foot chases, exosions, over the top action and the right things said at the right time.
This movie had car chases, foot chases, explosions, some over the top action, but it TOTALLY LACKED a Megalomaniacal Madman bend on world domination, aand THAT is the key ingredient in all the best bond flicks.
Save the realism for Patriot Games or other Tom Clancy Novels turned into movies.
With James Bond i want James Bond.
This movie FAILED
#7
Oh yeah, one more thing.
Remember the scene where the bolivians found thier water supply was disappearing?...
well thanks to Bond, the waterboys plans fell through and he is not around any longer to ensure the water deal still goes through.
I guess all those desert-living bolivians are properfucked right? Dehydration is a bitch.
lol
MOVIE = FAIL
They better step up the pace on the next one and get to the point of this mysterious organization CAUSE THEY REALLY DROPPED THE ******* BALL ON THIS MOVIE.
Remember the scene where the bolivians found thier water supply was disappearing?...
well thanks to Bond, the waterboys plans fell through and he is not around any longer to ensure the water deal still goes through.
I guess all those desert-living bolivians are properfucked right? Dehydration is a bitch.
lol
MOVIE = FAIL
They better step up the pace on the next one and get to the point of this mysterious organization CAUSE THEY REALLY DROPPED THE ******* BALL ON THIS MOVIE.
#10
I enjoyed it as well. I think Daniel Craig is an all around great James Bond. The little weasel water stealing guy was just a minor villian. They still haven't uncovered the whole plot with Mr. White and the guys he's involved with. Plus the movie looks really good in HD and I got it for free. haha
#13
I hated the last James Bond movie. I expected to see an Aston Martin more than just the first five minutes of the movie. It sucked as a James Bond movie in every way possible. If it wasn't free for me to watch, I would have been pissed.
#19
IMHO, 007 movies went south when they brought lame *** Roger Moore onboard, They should have got Chuck Norris to be Bond after Connery. Then there would be an infinate and possibly perpetual 007 movie/movies.
But seriously even Pierce couldn't really do Bond justice. Not at the same level as Connery.. Like I said just my opinion..
But seriously even Pierce couldn't really do Bond justice. Not at the same level as Connery.. Like I said just my opinion..
#24
#25
http://commanderbond.net/article/5856
apperentlly he made an audition tape/ad for his new cologne
apperentlly he made an audition tape/ad for his new cologne
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