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Old 05-07-2009 | 11:26 AM
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So ive been wanting to see Quantum of Solace ever since the previews first aired.

In the past james bond has thwarted megalomaniacal evil do-ers attempt at world destruction, world domination, assassinations, and all of that crap.

And in this movie, What kind of HIGH LEVEL VILLAN do we have herre?

W Weasly little twerp who is trying to help the governemnet in bolivia get overthrown with no bloodshed so he can START A ******* UTILITY COMPANY IN BOLIVIA?

THATS IT? REALLY?

New bond movie FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NO giant Lazer cannonn? No Sattelite sniper system? No plague to wipee out half of humanity?

he wants to.... sell water at a higher rate than the last utility company?

this is so ******* stupid.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 11:36 AM
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Just wait for the next one....it's gonna be about unveiling the man behind modern ponzi schemes.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 11:59 AM
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it was not about the water scheme.....

it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.

the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.

it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 12:12 PM
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James Bond could kick Chuck Norrise's *** and take all his money in a poker game....how dare you speak ill of James Bond!
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 12:18 PM
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I still haven't seen this one.

I've said this before but my dad filmed part of License to Kill when he was jumping out of the helicopter. My dad was right behind him with the camera because he was a stuntman/skydiver.

I will always love JB License To Kill. It has a little personal touch.
 

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Old 05-07-2009 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by afterhours
it was not about the water scheme.....

it was about them killing the girl in the first movie, Casino Royale.....the one he fell in love with.

the secondary plot was about the unknown group that was so large they had an undercover man that tried to kill Q.

it actually had very little to do with the water scheme, bond was not therte for the water.
Yes, he has a gruddge and a vendetta, however the movie was CLEARLY more about the waterscheme guy than anything else. Because the waterscheme guy was in the movie the WHOLE TIME. Where were the OTHER villans?

The secondary plot where they tried to kill M (Q was the tech guy) was only realluy present for a very brief part in the beginning of the movie, and lightly reffered to here and therre. and lightly refferred to in the End. The rest of the time they are following the stupid water salesman.

They did not give us any other villans, and only hinted at stuff to come which in my view is pretty goddamn lazy. James bond movies are best when the villian is identified and eliminated all in the same movie. I dont want a LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy with James Bond.

What i want is a Megalomaniacal Villian with a Badass Henchman of some sorts, plenty of car chases, ski chases, foot chases, exosions, over the top action and the right things said at the right time.

This movie had car chases, foot chases, explosions, some over the top action, but it TOTALLY LACKED a Megalomaniacal Madman bend on world domination, aand THAT is the key ingredient in all the best bond flicks.

Save the realism for Patriot Games or other Tom Clancy Novels turned into movies.

With James Bond i want James Bond.

This movie FAILED

 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 12:59 PM
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Oh yeah, one more thing.

Remember the scene where the bolivians found thier water supply was disappearing?...

well thanks to Bond, the waterboys plans fell through and he is not around any longer to ensure the water deal still goes through.

I guess all those desert-living bolivians are properfucked right? Dehydration is a bitch.

lol

MOVIE = FAIL


They better step up the pace on the next one and get to the point of this mysterious organization CAUSE THEY REALLY DROPPED THE ******* BALL ON THIS MOVIE.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 01:11 PM
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Sean Connery was in the best james bond movies and was the best james bond!!!!!!
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 01:13 PM
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I enjoyed the hell out of it.

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Old 05-07-2009 | 01:33 PM
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I enjoyed it as well. I think Daniel Craig is an all around great James Bond. The little weasel water stealing guy was just a minor villian. They still haven't uncovered the whole plot with Mr. White and the guys he's involved with. Plus the movie looks really good in HD and I got it for free. haha
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 01:42 PM
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I have never seen this movie. All I have to say is that Daniel Craig is an ugly sumbitch.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 01:50 PM
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i agree with you man, was excited because my fiancee rented it, was disappointed, it wasn't as good as casino royale.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 04:37 PM
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I hated the last James Bond movie. I expected to see an Aston Martin more than just the first five minutes of the movie. It sucked as a James Bond movie in every way possible. If it wasn't free for me to watch, I would have been pissed.
 
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Old 05-07-2009 | 05:11 PM
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What a bond movie needs

-Gadgets
-Bond Car
-Devious evil villian
-Bond Girl (which he must bang)

What this one had
-Gadget = Fail
-Car broke = Fail
-Evil villian = Fail
-Bond Girl = No sex fail
 
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Old 05-11-2009 | 08:43 PM
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He didn't bang anyone in QOS?! That's not even ******* right.
 
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Old 05-11-2009 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dodobird223
He didn't bang anyone in QOS?! That's not even ******* right.
after the beating in casino royale maybe he need a brake.LOL
 
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Old 05-11-2009 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dodobird223
He didn't bang anyone in QOS?! That's not even ******* right.

yeah he banged "Fields"

but not the one yer hoping he is gonna bang.

lol
 
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Old 05-11-2009 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jjtgiants
James Bond could kick Chuck Norrise's *** and take all his money in a poker game....how dare you speak ill of James Bond!
no way.
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 12:05 AM
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IMHO, 007 movies went south when they brought lame *** Roger Moore onboard, They should have got Chuck Norris to be Bond after Connery. Then there would be an infinate and possibly perpetual 007 movie/movies.

But seriously even Pierce couldn't really do Bond justice. Not at the same level as Connery.. Like I said just my opinion..
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
yeah he banged "Fields"

but not the one yer hoping he is gonna bang.

lol


dude, fields was ******* hot.
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 09:46 AM
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Jack, you think way too much. lol
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 11:18 AM
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i heard p.diddy auditioned to be the next james bond. And im actually 100% serious about that.
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SPiNz
i heard p.diddy auditioned to be the next james bond. And im actually 100% serious about that.
rofl.
 
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Old 05-12-2009 | 08:16 PM
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http://commanderbond.net/article/5856
apperentlly he made an audition tape/ad for his new cologne
 
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Old 05-13-2009 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by INtZ
http://commanderbond.net/article/5856
apperentlly he made an audition tape/ad for his new cologne
I would lose all respect for the James Bond series if they ever cast P. Diddy as Bond. He needs to stay behind the scenes producing. If you think you can act, then you should go out and prove it instead of wasting $750,000 on a stupid audition tape. There was no acting in there. Just him sitting there looking at the camera. What a waste of money. haha
 
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Old 05-13-2009 | 12:13 PM
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Im James Bond Bitch! Now pop that Crystal and get that bootie over here ho!
 
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