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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:05 AM
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Default LOL! I still can't believe that people actually buy these.

I especially like the section on how it "works," where they claim that car manufacturers purposely increase the temp of intake air to reduce performance .
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/REAL-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-FORD-MUSTANG-1990-2009-FUEL-SAVER_W0QQitemZ220387454956QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMoto rs_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item2203874549 56&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A1171|65%3A 12|39%3A1|240%3A1318
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:10 AM
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I should get that, damn that's cheap. :O I wonder how they get all that feedback LOL and not even a Power Seller. HAHA
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:16 AM
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I must have this Item !!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:25 AM
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So just by installing that chip I can have 300 hp?!?!?!? And have 42 mpg city?!?!?!
Damn, son......................
Dude, everything about that **** just screams FAKE. Especially the sign they use for the image. Looks like it was made on windows paint.
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:39 AM
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its a fake?
so i should cancel my order?
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 02:23 AM
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i wonder if they offfer RMA's..
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 07:02 AM
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OEM Grade mounting ties, it shows a picture of black zipties.
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:16 AM
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OEM grade mounting ties KILLS ME lol
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:39 AM
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All the positive feedback is hilarious!
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:55 AM
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OEM grade connectors are ******' vampire taps. bwahahahahahahahahah. Yeah...vampire tap = weatherpak connector hahahaha

roflmfao
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 11:09 AM
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I had a friend fall for this crap before. He bought it expecting some kind of fancy chip, turned out they sent him an electrical resistor from Radio Shack. $14.99+ shipping for a resistor worth a couple of cents.

I laughed at him when he got it, and he still wanted to install the stupid thing! So we followed the instructions and jammed it into his MAF sensor.

Results? a MAF sensor wrapped in electrical tape and a check engine light.
worth every cent.
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 11:16 AM
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150hp, 25+mpg how can you go wrong?
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:11 PM
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Couple this with an electric supercharger, a few dozen fuel magnets, and triple in-line turbonators and you'll easily break the 500HP mark and get 75mpg to boot! How can you go wrong?
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by AMNick
Couple this with an electric supercharger, a few dozen fuel magnets, and triple in-line turbonators and you'll easily break the 500HP mark and get 75mpg to boot! How can you go wrong?
How do you guys live with yourselves? you don't sell any of that stuff that can in no way possibly be a scam
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:16 PM
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just bought mine, nick does am selll electronic s/c's?
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen4036
just bought mine, nick does am selll electronic s/c's?
I can make you one... let me just stop by walmart real fast for some parts
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:32 PM
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got your supercharger right here
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:35 PM
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That will get you a reliable 10-11 lbs of boost and if you do what nick said with the 3 inline turbonators you can get yourself up to about 35 lbs and run just fine on stock internals as long as you have the chip

you'll run low 9s all day
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:37 PM
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There are so many ricers out there that its believable people would buy this.
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:38 PM
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My twin tubro setup > all of you. (Don't **** with me)


 

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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:47 PM
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hahahahah Dave thats fing sweet! you will walk any car with that setup!
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 01:51 PM
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I will totally waste everyone when I put on my supper high tech high flow exhaust tip
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 02:00 PM
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Oh ****!
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 02:02 PM
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Oh ****!
Thats right son fear the medium roast.

I would have gone with the dark but I don't like the raspyness at high RPMs
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazerred6
Thats right son fear the medium roast.

I would have gone with the dark but I don't like the raspyness at high RPMs
Lol see this is the smartassery thats funny XD
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 07:31 PM
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LOL, oh god...that screams "scam"

i wonder if he is reported to Ebay yet.
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:20 PM
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Lol.....

and all this time us stupid mustang owners have been buying $5000 superchargers to SHOVE the air in, when we can actually put one of these in and let it breath NATURALLY?

hahahahaha

We will program your performance module to adjust your intake sensor to allow for unlimited airflow.
Why have boost when you have UNLIMITED airflow?
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:22 PM
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Its werks 4 reel dooode!
 
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Old 04-07-2009 | 08:25 PM
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Old 04-08-2009 | 12:16 AM
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okay so one of my friends totally fell for the electric supercharger bit, he didn't know much about cars then, and had a guy sell him one and install it for like 300 dollars in his neon...

well basicly you got a mini leaf blower, that you have a switch that turns it on or off... and they sound funnier then ****... inside it really sounds like a leaf blower, the faster you go, the louder it got... and you could just turn it off if you wanted to... i mean that is ******* sweet... i can have the emince power of a supercharger, that i can turn off anytime that some one else drives the car, or i don't need the power to race a civic down the street....

naw all joking a side, i felt sorry for my friend, he got ripped off the 300 to start with, then it broke like five times, and had to pay several more hundred dollars to fix it, i mean he was out a **** ton of money, or that is for a 16 year old,
 



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