Pulled over for decal
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03-04-2009 | 02:44 PM
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Pulled over for decal
Hi guys. I'm a 13 year old kid who thinks v6 mustangs are the fastest things ever. I like to pretend that I own one. My imaginary mustang has a wolf decal and everyone just oooos and aaaahs every time they see it. I mean come on, who doesn't crowd around my super fast stock v6 mustang. I also like to pretend that I date hot women and smoke weed. I would type more, but my mom says it's dinner time and that I have to finish my homework before I can eat.
Sincerely,
Strider Jet
Edit: I didn't know if this qualified as smack talk or not. If it does, please move this to the smack talk forum.
Sincerely,
Strider Jet
I recently replaced the horse emblem on the side of the car with another that says wolf and later that day I got pulled over by a cop.
i took a picture of my car to show yall but my girlfriend downloaded a virus on the computer so it wont open any files. i swear, its been like the 12th time i had to fix it.
when I put the decal on and went to places, a lot of people would kinda crowd around and ask if this was like a prototype. I would start leaning towards the truth and then I would see a group of hot girls just waiting for an answer so I would just say "Its one of a kind"
its really past my bedtime
Its just that donuts and cops go hand and hand.... kinda like me and Carmen Electra.
Edit: I didn't know if this qualified as smack talk or not. If it does, please move this to the smack talk forum.
Last edited by Switch; 03-04-2009 at 03:45 PM.
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03-04-2009 | 03:42 PM
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#4
03-04-2009 | 03:50 PM
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You forgot about my speeding drunk driving illegal lane changing threesome bong rip
or as I like to call it the "Ragnarok"
it's also known as the "Apocalypse Now" in Austrailia but it only works if you have right hand steering
or as I like to call it the "Ragnarok"
it's also known as the "Apocalypse Now" in Austrailia but it only works if you have right hand steering
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#7
03-04-2009 | 03:59 PM
Pocket Rocket
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**** you my story is not bullshit I have it on video I just have a virus so you guys can't see it right now
#10
03-04-2009 | 04:08 PM
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well i was going to school today and driving the same street i got pulled over cuz thats how i get to school and got pulled over by the same cop. he told me that since he was in a good mood, that he wouldnt write me a ticket for the decal but the next time it would be a $450 fine. so tommorrow i am gonna fix it once and for all. i took a picture of my car to show yall but my girlfriend downloaded a virus on the computer so it wont open any files. i swear, its been like the 12th time i had to fix it.
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03-04-2009 | 04:10 PM
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Yeah, I think we all are. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt for a little while, but after a few more posts his story kept getting more and more ridiculous.
#12
03-04-2009 | 04:21 PM
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My car can withstand the impact of a meteor the size of texas, I don't know why. Nasa would like the technology to add to their space program, but instead I got a ticket for $75 for having a gnarly ride. Oh and for those who don't know, I have an inline 
24 cylinder, it's a one of a kind. I'm also engaged to Heidi Klum, turns out Seal can't compare to my ultimate awesomeness....and yes, I got a fine for that too
Owhoaw is me...
24 cylinder, it's a one of a kind. I'm also engaged to Heidi Klum, turns out Seal can't compare to my ultimate awesomeness....and yes, I got a fine for that too Owhoaw is me...
#16
03-05-2009 | 10:02 AM
jjtgiants
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Please don't take any of this personal, we are just busting your chops......now post pictures!
#17
03-05-2009 | 11:04 AM
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there are so many pc's around that claiming you cant post a pic because the ONE pc you use has a virus is total bullshit. go to the library...work...use a friends laptop...or home pc...otherwise your story is total bullshit.
#18
03-05-2009 | 11:07 AM
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screw you man I keep telling people that my story is not bullshit it totally happens like once or twice a month just wait for the video then you'll be sorry you called me a liar
#20
03-05-2009 | 12:07 PM
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All of you haters,lol here it is. Such in high in demand here are the pics. Also my bumper sticker which some moms disapprove. The pics are in my profile.The Pics are in the my album and just click my car for the 3 pics.
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#21
03-05-2009 | 12:12 PM
Ninja
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....yeah... gotta wolf emblem...that in no way would make ANYONE crowd around your old *** 6er in envy thinking it was some rare prototype... you didnt lie about the emblem...but the rest of it?? me thinks you be a bad liarz.
#22
03-05-2009 | 12:18 PM
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I was, my main point of this is to get a Hot Thread going. As for being pulled over, is true but what REALLY happened is he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for having a expired inspection sticker. He then asked me if it was a special edition mustang and I said no, its just a decal. Thats the whole story, THE END.
#23
03-05-2009 | 01:30 PM
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I was, my main point of this is to get a Hot Thread going. As for being pulled over, is true but what REALLY happened is he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for having a expired inspection sticker. He then asked me if it was a special edition mustang and I said no, its just a decal. Thats the whole story, THE END.
#24
03-05-2009 | 02:32 PM
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I was, my main point of this is to get a Hot Thread going. As for being pulled over, is true but what REALLY happened is he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for having a expired inspection sticker. He then asked me if it was a special edition mustang and I said no, its just a decal. Thats the whole story, THE END.
#25
03-05-2009 | 03:25 PM
Ninja
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wow...start your member ship here with a stupid *** lie. well, you can be damn sure no one here will take you seriously ever again... you basically dug yourself a hole and now you get to sit in it for the rest of your time here. moron.
#29
03-05-2009 | 05:13 PM
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agreed 100%
