I was watching this show on VH1 Classic about the '100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders'. One of them was that song '500 Miles' by The Proclaimers. If you don't know the song, some of the lyrics are:

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

etc...

Anyway, I had heard this song several times before and it's catchy as hell. I just never realized that the guys who sung the song were twins, and that they were absolutely atrocious to look at with their beady child molestor eyes, huge horse teeth, coke bottle glasses, and a forehead that could rival that of Tyra Banks.









Therefore, the answer to the thread name's question is: Two ugly-*** twins.

All I can think of everytime I hear this song and the particular line;
"When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you'... is 'if you woke up next to me, I'd grab the .45 I keep under my side of the bed, put it under my chin, and pull the trigger'. No horrible debilitating nightmare in the world could compare me for the sight of seeing one of those ugly bastards next to me.


Yes, I know this thread makes no sense and I don't care. It was just a thought I wanted to share. It will go horribly off topic just like all the other threads do anyway.

 

I could totally go for some backyard burger right now.

 

If you do, bring me one.

 

God damn lol, they look ridiculous.



We should do a ******* cook out at one of our meets!! Seriously.

 

Hell yes, they do. They could stop a semi with their foreheads.


That would be awesome! We can each bring something. We could do it at a park or something, but the trick would be to get there early enough for us to have a pavilion.

 

Next week it should be high 30s to low 40s and sunny by me I might break out the grill

 

Yeah we could all bring something different- hot dogs, hamburgers, throw some steaks on there (publix always has them on sale lol). That'd be badass.

Summer here already haha. Although there has been a nice breeze lately.

 

I gotta take a leak really bad... is it true when they say if you shake it more than twice yur playin with it?

 

Yeah! We should totally do a mustangboards barbeque! That would be so ******* sweet.

 

Depends on if its a shake or a jiggle

 

I would say it depends on the direction in which you're shaking it. To the side, no. Up and down, yes.

 

Rofl, who shakes side to side

 

a up/down shake is required...now an up/down stroke is not...but that goes beyond just playing with it.

 

agreed

 

HAHAHAHA! Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy guys!

I would totally be down for a BBQ!

 

creepy? how 'bout...fact of life. lol.

BBQ does sound fun...but I bet if it happens, it happens in freakin FL.

 

Yeah...Mid Florida to be exact. You should come though! lol.