What is Worse Than One Ugly Person?
I was watching this show on VH1 Classic about the '100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders'. One of them was that song '500 Miles' by The Proclaimers. If you don't know the song, some of the lyrics are:
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles To fall down at your door etc... Anyway, I had heard this song several times before and it's catchy as hell. I just never realized that the guys who sung the song were twins, and that they were absolutely atrocious to look at with their beady child molestor eyes, huge horse teeth, coke bottle glasses, and a forehead that could rival that of Tyra Banks. http://www.ididthese.com/blog/wp-con..._470x36801.jpg http://www.mirrorprintstore.co.uk/im...roup_66033.jpg Therefore, the answer to the thread name's question is: Two ugly-ass twins. All I can think of everytime I hear this song and the particular line; "When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you'... is 'if you woke up next to me, I'd grab the .45 I keep under my side of the bed, put it under my chin, and pull the trigger'. No horrible debilitating nightmare in the world could compare me for the sight of seeing one of those ugly bastards next to me. Yes, I know this thread makes no sense and I don't care. It was just a thought I wanted to share. It will go horribly off topic just like all the other threads do anyway. |
Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 387795)
It will go horribly off topic just like all the other threads do anyway.
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Originally Posted by Switch
(Post 387796)
I could totally go for some backyard burger right now.
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God damn lol, they look ridiculous.
We should do a fucking cook out at one of our meets!! Seriously. |
Originally Posted by SeanStang
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God damn lol, they look ridiculous.
We should do a fucking cook out at one of our meets!! Seriously. |
Next week it should be high 30s to low 40s and sunny by me I might break out the grill
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 387814)
That would be awesome! We can each bring something. We could do it at a park or something, but the trick would be to get there early enough for us to have a pavilion.
Originally Posted by Lazerred6
(Post 387817)
Next week it should be high 30s to low 40s and sunny by me I might break out the grill
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I gotta take a leak really bad... is it true when they say if you shake it more than twice yur playin with it?
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Yeah! We should totally do a mustangboards barbeque! That would be so fucking sweet.
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
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is it true when they say if you shake it more than twice yur playin with it?
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
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I gotta take a leak really bad... is it true when they say if you shake it more than twice yur playin with it?
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 387860)
I would say it depends on the direction in which you're shaking it. To the side, no. Up and down, yes.
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
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I would say it depends on the direction in which you're shaking it. To the side, no. Up and down, yes.
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 387863)
but that goes beyond just playing with it.
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HAHAHAHA! Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy guys!
I would totally be down for a BBQ! :) |
Originally Posted by LilMissLayla
(Post 387889)
HAHAHAHA! Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy guys!
I would totally be down for a BBQ! :) BBQ does sound fun...but I bet if it happens, it happens in freakin FL. |
Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 387893)
creepy? how 'bout...fact of life. lol.
BBQ does sound fun...but I bet if it happens, it happens in freakin FL. |
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