A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victimof a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to thinkit couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-oldgirls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into thetrunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It isimpossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, theysay 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree andthey get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then oneof them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all overyou, while the other one steals your wallet.




I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Saturday and very likely again thisupcoming weekend.So tell your friends to be careful.



P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

 

Yea, that happened to me too : 0

 

thats old. lool

 

So am I!!

 

hahaha funny!

 

this seems familiar. i think they have a different method when you go to Lowe's though.

 

Yeah, instead of getting the 20-21 year old Brittney and Victoria, you get Bob and Larry. The local 43yr/old plumbers...

 

lol

 

Oh, I'm sorry Stephen...is that a turn on for you? lol

 

judging by your pictures king, you look like you have to go to home depot to get some.

 

OOOOH. pullin the facebook stalking card are we, steve?

(good one btw king. you got me good lol)

 

he posted his knarly *** pic from the carrol shelby exhibit or w/e on here too.

 

It's gnarly, not knarly. And yes, it's not the best picture in the world, but I posted it as proof that I was in fact there.

 

I want my wallet stolen...

 

Pics Please!

 

Well, ****! Put everything you got in it, tell me where you are, and I'll steal the bitch. But you ain't gettin' nothin' but a laugh as you see my happy-*** running away from the scene.

 

Not quite what i had in mind sunshine ... but if you're running away naked, name your price.

 

She'd be stealing your wallet, so price doesn't matter.

 

It would if theres nothing in it. Reading that whole scam totally fukd up my concentration today. Naked ladies are awesome, scams rule, can't focus... help...

 

Hahaha! Somehow, I expected that reply from you. It will cost you $3,000, a bag of Funyuns, some sweet tea, and your life if you take any pictures.

I don't think anyone on here could afford to see me nekkid. Not enough money, and you'd probably lose your lunch afterwards.

 

What are you talking about? Sexy lady...



Rawr! lol

 

gotta love a woman with confidence. haha