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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Must See
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man would have to write "your exact weight" ?????
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazerred6
The man would have to write "your exact weight" ?????
you got it.
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:32 PM
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:35 PM
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I don't get it.
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by HokieStang00
I don't get it.
write the words "your exact weight" thats all the carnie explained he had to do to get the $50.
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Must See
ha thanks i decided to jump on the band wagon.

you mean Zig's bandwagon.
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 05:09 PM
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Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 05:18 PM
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****. I've heard the same type of riddle just worded differently.

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?
 
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Old 03-19-2008 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?

yer dumb ***. that's what. WOOOT I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


haha.
 
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Old 03-20-2008 | 12:12 AM
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Name this word:

It was before God
It is Greater than God
It is more evil than Satan
The Poor people have it
The Rich people Need it
and if you eat it you will die.
 
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Old 03-25-2008 | 10:56 PM
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Oh and BTW the word is "nothing". LoL, almost forgot about this thread..
 
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Old 03-26-2008 | 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Stangurey
Question:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
a towel.
 
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Old 03-26-2008 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
a towel.
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

 
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Old 03-26-2008 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Badfish
a towel.
ummm...shes taking a picture of him. I think we already covered this one.
 
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Old 03-26-2008 | 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

do you hear that? i think it's the beat to funky town
 
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Old 03-26-2008 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

rofl @ towelie.
 
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Old 03-27-2008 | 07:21 AM
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LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!
 
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Old 03-27-2008 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Crimsonred02
LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!
lol...well I'm glad someone got me.
 
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