i was hungry and i dont have anything in my cabinet but some peanut butter from god knows when and bread...i didnt feel like goin out cause its cold so i made a peanut butter sandwhich and started munching it before i glanced in the jar..... FRIGGIN LIL WORMS!!! wtf...i thought peanut butter was good forever....its only been in there a coupla years...wtf...if i die i want yall to sue skippy peanut butter....**** i think i feel them in my stomach...probably gonna come bustin out of me like aliens...are they gonna spread all through me now? betcha i'll see them crawlin under my skin...

 

Dibs on your car!

 

question becomes... how did they get into the jar.

 

probably the same way they get the worm into the tequila bottle, through the open end!

 

You're fawked man..

 

DAM!

back to main issue....
dude, look at your food before you go chomping down!
hope you dont get sick; i doubt you will.

 

i was in the kitchen...but you can see the livingroom tv from the kitchen and i was watchin the xfiles while i made the damn thing...i looked at the bread cause that was 4 days expired but i didnt think to look in the peanut butter jar...its like i live at work dude...i'm never in my house...guess i better throw out the roast my girl bought over on christmas

 

Don't worry the HCl in your stomach will kill the worms, haha. If it was Peter Pan PB you'd have a triple threat on your hands. Old (possibly mold spore infested) bread, and wormy, recalled peanut butter. Thats pretty sick though.

 

lol... ive read about these worms believe it or not.

they WILL make it through your digestive track, and find thier way down to your anus and they will live about a finger depth in.

you will know when they get there cause yer anus is gonna itch something fierce at night because they will travel out, to see if you got em you gotta put tape on the side of yer butt, then at night when they crawl out they will get stuck. Once you have them on tape you go to the doc with the worms and after they check em out they will prescribe you a medication that will get rid of them.

I cant remember what they are called, but i listen to LoveLine about every night and Dr. Drew was telling some dude about these, apparently they like to use oily substances as a nest untill they can be eaten by humans.

normally children get them, but sometimes adults are dumbasses and eat them too.

 

hmmm...i sure hope my gal doesnt have them worms then...else i musta had em on the tip of my tongue for years now

 

WTF?! that is how you get them to the doc??! what if he takes the jar to doc?
man, id hate to really go through this; i feel for you.... still....... *chuckle*
at least your not in mortal danger.

 

lol... or you can just tell the doc and im sure he would prescribe it. lol

 

wait ok, so, holdon.... LOL.... Am i following that right? she licked yer.. then you.. kissed... and..... on yer tounge?

 

no numbskull...you drove off the rail...remember they live about an inch in the ***...so i said if she had em in the butthole they would be on the tip of my tongue cause my tongue tends to go in her.....well...you know

 

i am NOT putting tape on my hairy ***...hmm...i wonder if i lit a match and held it there if i could smoke em out...



hey i dont even know i have that stuff yet

 

Haha this topic turned wrong.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Just eat a bunch of asparagus, cheeze, beans, and broccolli.... that oughtta get rid of em.

 

Hahaha, tossing salad.

 

heh heh...that lil toss salad trick is the secret to keepin a girl even while being a jerk...cause most guys dont...but why wouldnt ya? girls asses were made to be .... hmm....this thread did go astray...lol

 

Because I dont eat ****.

 

thats the kinda attitude i like...guys who would never...thats what keeps em calling a nasty freak like streetracer

 

Thats about the only thing i don't do.

 

LMAO

 

cant be anything you wont do...thats my motto...cause they'll always be a long haired scruffy son bitch like me sniffin around a hottie ready to do anything she asks..wanna really have fun?...do it to a 18 year old chick thats never been kissed on the southern lips before....she'll be your slave

 

wait a sec...wasnt this about an unfortunate misshap with old peanut butter?

 

This thread is wrong. lol.


But yeah, streetracer really does have a point. There are things some girls really like, and they will more likely to stay with a guy who is willing to do them.

If yer not gonna make them happy they way they want to be happy, then they will find someone who will.

Sometimes you have to decide if it is important enough to keep her to do certain things, and sometimes it isnt. lol.

 

lol...god forbid you are watchin a porno with your girl and the guy in the movie does something that makes your girl say "mmmmm" and then you dont wanna do it...may as well stop the movie and go drop her off at the bar with a rubber

 

Thinking about it, if my girlfriend asked me to, then i would. But, never voluntarily.

 

well yeah dude, i wasnt talkin about eatin out the fat chick in front of you while you wait for the atm...i was talkin bout you and ya main gal...

 

wow...street....just wow. sry this is happening to ya bro.