lol..to tell ya the truth i sort of forgot all about it the way this conversation went...besides...any lil critter i did eat most likely got drowned in grey goose...hmmm...my *** isnt itchin or anything...lol...sides, now i'm more grossed out picturin him and the fat chick at the atm

 

mmmmmm......grey goose......

 

streetracer you dirty son of a bitch, how does **** taste?

 

pretty damn good...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! !!!





say youre in some south american country...you meet this hot lil village chick who loses her earring and has to crawl around and look for it...what are ya gonna do??

 

now i wanna go back to brazil, who wants to go?

 

Dude, WTF is with the pic of that chicks gigantic butt?

You want to show a nice butt, go ahead, but that aint a nice butt, that is a enormous fat ***.

gawd.

i bet she just smells like ****


MASSIVE ASSES FTL!

SHAPELY ASSES FTW!

 

+1 thats one FAT ***!!!!

 

lol... thats south american man!! j-lo booty...bad angle...ok :

 

Each *** cheeck is wider than her waist.

she looks like some sort of a pornographic floatation device.

the other chicks were good, but this one?.. hell no...

 

OK! now THAT is more like it!

 

the phone pic *** was pretty nice 8)

 

I vote this for best thread of the month.

 

im thinking the best in the last six months.

 

I finally found something worth quoting in a sig.

lol

 

You've only been here for 6 months. lol

 

i'm digging on the fat *** bent over. i'll tell you what i'd do streetracer, i'd do many dirty things that i can't even begin to mention here, but it wouldn't go without a huge hand mark on it.

 

Backto the worms in the PB.. Dude 2 years is way to long to keep anything, even unopened in the cubboard. frozen, maybe ok if it's vacuum packed. Your lucky you didn't get some good ole mold spores in ya.. i would look at it again to see. You could be in for a long week on the porcelan bus seat..

And as for putting your tongue where it wasn't meant to be.. I've done it and believe it or not it will make a good girl go wild.. other pleasures will ensue, Ya gotta go for the gusto sometimes..

 

 

lol at this thread.from peanut butter worms to taping your ******* to eating out and then to fat chicks,and all the way back to peanut butter,lol.

 

Now everyone listen, Im a doctor. This is very serious, Anus worms are very hard to cure. The old method of taping your *** to a fat chick while eating out another slim or fat chick has not been approved by FDA,AMA or the DMV. The finger inserted into the **** cavity is a home remendy. This works, but you need to soak your finger in jelly. As the anus worms exit the rectum they should be gently pulled with visegrips, using caution not to grab a dingleberry as this may cause tearing of the eyes. The only know cure is a trip to Seaworld. Lower your anus over Shamoo's tank. Insert a small goldfish into the rectum which eats the anus worms. Killer whales love peanut butter covered anus worms and **** covered goldfish.

Hope this helps

 

LOL

 

That be sig material right there rofl

 

this is the best thread i have come acros yet, and i would have to say i tos my wifes salad and she loves it but i only do it right out of the shower. as far as the worms go dude look at your food.

 

omg
street u r my new hero
thats gotta be one of the funniest things ive ever read...
EVER

 

thank you guys, this is the hardest I've laughed in WAY too long!