called away on christmas
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called away on christmas
friggin inconsiderate bastard... guy i have to bring in for attempted murder called his girl just now...now we know where he is and i have to be on a plane...probably wont be home for christmas...instead i'll be in some friggin far away place hunting through the woods for this knucklehead...geez why couldnt he wait till after christmas to slip up...at least i dont have to leave till tomorrow...
#2
What exactly is it you do? Are you the next coming of Dog the Bounty Hunter. haha.
#3
bail enforcement is huge business. If you've got the nuts to do the work it can be lucrative as hell. Bettuh have some ballz though.
#4
Sounds like a kewl and dangerous job!!
#5
i have to stay vague for many reasons...not the least of which is that i can say what i want and never have someone say i was representing the agency when i said it and thus sue them or me...this way i represent noone and can vent when i want...look what happened to mark furman...but i will say that my job demands that i travel where ever the bad guy is as long as its a friendly country...and i cant think of a more fun job...i've found guys in basement laundry bins....then again i've found guys in dark rooms with shotguns too so sometimes it isnt pretty......but its still fun...just sucks when its inconveniant like now...just cause this *** had to reach out to his girl it means i cant reach out to mine...one of these mornings me and my team are gonna be sitting at this guys table when he comes to breakfast...chuckle..i love surprises
#6
I say rough the dude up before taking him in....it's only fair since he's messing with your holiday!
#7
I've always thought you are BS'ing about your job because you wont say a peep about what it is really...you dont have to give anything away by saying what you are..."im a bail enforcement agent" "i work for the gov't" "im a P.I." etc...you would not be giving anything away by doing that, but you still wont...kinda fishy if you ask me.
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I've always thought you are BS'ing about your job because you wont say a peep about what it is really...you dont have to give anything away by saying what you are..."im a bail enforcement agent" "i work for the gov't" "im a P.I." etc...you would not be giving anything away by doing that, but you still wont...kinda fishy if you ask me.
#9
lol.
#10
Zig zag is a straight up Hater. haha.
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haha. i believe you streetracer. everyone has their secrets and their lifestyles. my uncle does some 'govt' work himself. then my dad is a highway patrolman. tough work to do any kind of law enforcement.
sorry you have to leave. just make sure you come back in one piece.
have a safe trip.
sorry you have to leave. just make sure you come back in one piece.
have a safe trip.
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You know what, my bad. I don't take back what i said but I'll apoligize for saying it.
#16
it is what it is....but im not real worried about my hater status...just not real sure how I attained it.
#17
Another day on the job for StreetRacer
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well i'm back...came home empty handed...guess he figured why not call if he knew he was leaving...hell of a life to live for a man...anyway...now i can take a look at zigzagg...
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
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well i'm back...came home empty handed...guess he figured why not call if he knew he was leaving...hell of a life to live for a man...anyway...now i can take a look at zigzagg...
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
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Occupation
<----Professional Hitman!
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well i'm back...came home empty handed...guess he figured why not call if he knew he was leaving...hell of a life to live for a man...anyway...now i can take a look at zigzagg...
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
i think its flattering beyond belief that zigzagg thinks my job is unbelievable...i guess i'm living a life he thinks exists only in his dreams...awesome....if i had a way to give that tool my autograph i would...hey ziggy...heres something else you'll have a hard time believing...most of us here dont have to boink midgets either..omg...did i just say that?..oops...so sorry...anyway, i'm not 007, i'm not that loser dog the bounty hunter...its simply my job to go get fugitives...hell...someone has to do it...i was a high school dropout who only had a military background to fall back on so i lucked out and found a job i'm good at...believe me..i wouldnt have to lie about it and certainly not to a pencil dick like you zig...so go back to your little world and your little girl and if one day i write a book on my life, i'll send you a copy
Zing!
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locking thread to shut you fighting ******* up.
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