You measure your girth in feet, not inches.

Your morning wood strikes oil when you sleep face down, and takes out commercial planes when sleeping face up.

When someone asks 'How much ya bench?' you point at the moon.

You have had so many women in your lifetime that you could be caught nude with Richard Simmons and still have no one question your sexuality.

Ron Jeremy calls you for advice on how to satisfy a woman.

You've been pulled over by a cop at 2:30 AM so the officer could kindly return the 6-pack of Budweiser that fell out your door at the gas station.

That same cop's wife is the mother of five of your illegitimate children.

You never speak to those children because they've never been behind the wheel of the most powerful, multi-purpose vehicle on God's green earth, The Ford Bronco.

 

LOL..... i used to have a bronco

 

hahaha.

 

I was beginning to think this was a Dos Equis commercial.

 

bronco's FTW

 

haha
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