and Bake.

I'd like to thank little baby jesus for this food and poweraid, kfc, taco bell.

 

i knew that was coming!!!!

 

And for my beautiful wife and boys Walker and Texas Ranger.

 

 

is this fonc's way of telling us he boned some gay french guy?

 

ricky bobby ownz all

 

i like to picture jesus in one of those tuxedo shirts

 

I like stoner jesus from Dogma. He's k3wl.

 

Good 'ol Buddy Christ

 

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!

Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ***!

Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!

Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!

Ricky Bobby: Come on!

Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!

Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!

Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.

Walker: Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!

Chip: What is wrong with you?

Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

 

if ya aint first yer last

 

lmao, that movie was funny as hell

 

funny movie but if you want a movie and a character to quote.....look no further than "gangs of new york" and pretty much everything "bill the butcher" says is golden