A couple of hours ago I woke up to hear my dog barkin in the backyard. Didnt think much of it but she just kept up. The wife was up watching tv. Then I hear her on the phone with the police saying people were hopping fences and running down our street. Cops are flying all over the place up and down streets. Found out that a bunch of teenagers were drunk and crashed a trailblazer into an electric pole. They all took off on foot like 6 of them. I get my pants on and go outside and check things out in my backyard and the cops have a couple of guys caught out in the neighbors yard across the street. One dude is completely naked. WTF? Then I get back to checkin out my yard and fence and stuff when I see something in the yard next door. I got closer and noticed it was a girl passed out in the yard completely naked! She was right out in the open and the cops didnt even see her. lol... I went and told the cop she was there. He was like wtf... ok. hehe.. They carried them all away in ambulances. They couldn't hardly get the naked chick to respond. I wonder what that chick would have thought if I hadn't told the cop she was there and she woke up tomorrow morning naked in somebody's yard? The chick might of fainted when she saw my 85 pound german shephard runnin after her barking. lol... She probably thought she was in the same yard as her. Cops only caught 3 of them though. My wife saw like 6 or 7 of them running.

 

LOL Crazy!!

No pic's? lmao

 

Pics or I call shenanigans.

 

wonder what she would have thought when she woke up chained to the radiator in my basement to see me and my brothers playin a hand of poker for her

 

lmfao! that's freakin' hilarious. and yea wtf's up w/them all bein' naked? what'd they do escape from the nudist jail or sumthin'? lol geesh, freakin' kids these days!

 

LOL!! I have no idea what the whole naked thing was all about. hehe...
We just now got our electricity turned back on after them hitting the pole and them having to repair it.
I would have taken lotsa pics but the wife was out there glaring at me and telling me not to look at the naked drunk girl. (the girl was pretty hot) lmao... heheh...

 

Here would be my guess.....

they were all drunk driving around playing piddidle

for those of you who dont know, piddiddle is a game where If you see a car with a headlight or taillight out you call piddiddle. Then members of the opposite sex have to remove a piece of clothing......the girls got naked guys were looking and drilled a pole

 

Funniest thread I've read in quite some time!

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