i'm in north carolina visiting lenoir rhine, anyone from N.C.? i'm boooored and am looking for something to do

driving wherever isn't a problem

 

...watch out drivin...front of my car gets all nasty with bugs just drivin 20 miles an hour down there...find yourself a nice farm girl...when i'm down there thats what i cruise for

 

haha, the accents down here are killin' me. i can't help but giggle like a little girl sometimes

 

I am too far from Lenoir.

 

If you go any further south and people hear ya gigglin like a little girl yer likely ta get cha *** beaten

 

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>>> A North Carolina redneck passed Away and left his entire estate in
>>> Trust for his beloved widow.
>>> However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more.
>>> They were Told 17 and under are not admitted.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> The minimum drinking age in West virginia has been raised to 32.
>>> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> How can you tell if a West Virginia Redneck is married?
>>> There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
>>> The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Recently, the Governor's Mansion In Little Rock burned down.
>>> In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> The best thing to ever come out Of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
>>> He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
>>> The driver said, "Bout what?"
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Hahaha, nice one

 

Im on vacation in Boone, NC right now i got here yesterday. Whats worse is the freaking people on the highway all the way here from Orlando made a 9 hour trip into almost 11 hours because apparently its cool to do 65 on the highway in both lanes.

 

Don't get me started.

 

lol oh im sure you deal with it all the time in the truck. Who the **** does 65 in the left lane?