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11-28-2006 | 09:21 PM
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One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
BURN!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
BURN!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7
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11-29-2006 | 09:25 AM
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how bout this one...
"what did the banana say to the apple"
your answer "aw! bananas cant talk"
good grief
But everyone else...? 
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11-29-2006 | 06:58 PM
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That made me chuckle. He's a another one for ya:
Two muffins are sitting in an Oven,
The first muffins turns and says, "Man its hot in here!"
The second muffins screams, "EEEEEK !!!! A talking muffin!!!!!
Two muffins are sitting in an Oven,
The first muffins turns and says, "Man its hot in here!"
The second muffins screams, "EEEEEK !!!! A talking muffin!!!!!
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11-29-2006 | 07:17 PM
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its like
OMG he said something that supports some religion!
OMG! thats not cool...
I didnt post it cause I want eveyone to go to curch and pray and read the bible... I'm not danny... lol
I thoughtr it was somewhat comical so I shared...
Oh yeh... and yer all goin' to HELL!
OMG he said something that supports some religion!
OMG! thats not cool...
I didnt post it cause I want eveyone to go to curch and pray and read the bible... I'm not danny... lol
I thoughtr it was somewhat comical so I shared...
Oh yeh... and yer all goin' to HELL!
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11-29-2006 | 07:49 PM
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did you ever watch the passion?
lol
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11-29-2006 | 07:52 PM
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Hehe, nope, never watched the Passion. Like the movie Titanic, I pretty much already new the ending so I figured why bother.
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