from another forum
 

One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

BURN!

"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7

That one is probably the most stupid one Ive ever read.

If ya wanna preach go to a bible forum, not a mustang one.

Christianity FTL :topicclosed:

i just copied the whole thing...

i aint bible preachin...

pull out that thing at the bottem and it'd be funny

A teacher wouldnt say something like that, BUT, if one did, they would get a big ration of shit from the religous parents.

its a ****in joke... or I took it as one...

how bout this one...

"what did the banana say to the apple"
your answer "aw! bananas cant talk"

good grief :rolleyes:

Well, I thought it was funny Greg....:breakdancesmilie: But everyone else...? :poke:

I liked it

Thats so ****ing retarded. Another reason i'll never go to church.

That made me chuckle. He's a another one for ya:

Two muffins are sitting in an Oven,

The first muffins turns and says, "Man its hot in here!"

The second muffins screams, "EEEEEK !!!! A talking muffin!!!!!

its like
OMG he said something that supports some religion!

OMG! thats not cool...

I didnt post it cause I want eveyone to go to curch and pray and read the bible... I'm not danny... lol

I thoughtr it was somewhat comical so I shared...

Oh yeh... and yer all goin' to HELL!http://www.sn95forums.com/forum/Smil...es_smf/lol.gif

I don't go to a curch, but I used to go to an emple ----------> Jewish...

Can I still go to HELL with everyone else?..

wanna race?

ROFL, sure, nothing like exceeding the speed limit on the highway to hell...

oh yeh... and yer a jew so of coarse yer goin to hell...

did you ever watch the passion?

lol

Hehe, nope, never watched the Passion. Like the movie Titanic, I pretty much already new the ending so I figured why bother.

lmao