how will you die?
#1
11-10-2006, 09:53 PM
how will you die?
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
greg: At age 64 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
greg: At age 64 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
#2
11-10-2006, 11:15 PM
lol. obviously not real, but would be cool if it was because then youd know what options to choose and alter your future.
Matt: At age 33 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
which is kinda weird because i want to join marines if i do bad on county police test
Matt: At age 33 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
which is kinda weird because i want to join marines if i do bad on county police test
#3
11-11-2006, 08:31 AM
Broderick: At age 33 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
#5
11-11-2006, 09:21 AM
Kevin: At age 62 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
#9
11-11-2006, 11:38 AM
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lmao...
Evan: At age 62 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
lol, this is my g/f's
Jessi: At age 49 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
Evan: At age 62 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
lol, this is my g/f's
Jessi: At age 49 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
#10
11-11-2006, 12:45 PM
lol...
Dave: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Dave: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
#12
11-11-2006, 04:48 PM
Phil: At age 40 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
#18
11-12-2006, 10:17 PM
Mine: Derek: At age 43 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
The ol ladys:Jenny: At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
The ol ladys:Jenny: At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
#20
11-13-2006, 06:20 AM
Russ: At age 50 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
#22
11-13-2006, 07:31 AM
Eisen: At age 72 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
whats funny is i'm partly lactose intollerent
whats funny is i'm partly lactose intollerent
#24
11-13-2006, 10:48 AM
david: At age 68 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
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