OK...

SO me and my buddy were driving down the road (2 weeks ago) and we see this go-kart for sale... buy it for 200 bucks and rig it up all badass cause we're badasses...

TODAY...

I had this fantastic idea... I drive it down the road and into a construction site... I'm having a blast flying down this sandy road and I hear this funny noise... I turn around and see a local cop on my *** flashing his lights and making that stupid cop car buz noise...

so I cut a right and floor it... Im flying through this wet ****ty loose sand and I turn around...

He's still behind me... so i get into this really loose **** praying I don't get stuck... turn around... bastard got stuck... he's spinnin tires and buring his wheels... his reverse lights goin on and off...

So i peace out down the road and into the woods... tell my buddy to go to the next street to pick me up in the pick up and continue through the woods...

ha ha... cops here cant catch me... too fast... too slick... too smart... to awesome!

yeehaw

oh yeh... they had to pull him out with the skid steer loader cause the tow truck couldnt even get in there... I don't know what he was thinkin but its ok for me cause I gots away

 

hahah awesome! One of these days your eventually going to get caught and thats the day im going to laugh my a$$ off

 

yah... Me n my bud had that very conversation...

you see for some reason we can't follow the rules like most other folk...

but we always manage to get away with everything... I sure as hell ain't complaining... lol... gonna suck if/when we do get caught

 

yeah im sure it will, But ill be rooting for you

 

Maybe you're dumbass police department will somehow stumble across the forum and somehow read that story and someone grass yer ***!

I can't believe you got away in a go cart. lol

 

lol... it was a little kid kart with a tecumseh 5 horse... which we rigged with bigger tires... no exhaust... and took off the rev limiting crap...

it tops out at like 30mph...

And honestly... If the police department ever figured out how to use the internet and found this... it would make no difference... they wouldnt waste time figuring out the ip address and locating me over a go kart in a dirt lot...


right now the department is makin fun of the cop that got stuck chasing an idiot on a gokart... they don't care... all i gave them was something to talk about...

 

That is great... that might be one of the wildest stories i have ever heard. You are crazy man. I give you props though. Police officers think they have bad@$$ cars and they get out driven and outsmarted by someone on a 5 hp go cart.

 

hahaha your a madman greg..

Isn't your dad a cop..lol

 

...not that it would matter cause your daddy would just get you outta trouble again anyway...

 

dude you crack me up...that is some funny stuff.

 

picsorban.....
sweet story....i want to see pics of this little firecracker!
try strapin a leaf blower on the intake.....lol....little more fun